Herman by Jim Unger for August 06, 2020

That’s before taxes, you know.

Wow. Almost $6 a hour. Almost.

“Just say I did and pay me accordingly but why should I take such a pay cut?”

We can be flexible with 28 minutes.

Note he says “can” and not “will”.

Take this job and shove it…

What the 1% expect of the 99%.

Ok, who else divided 168 by 7?

Just never clock out.

No bathroom breaks allowed

Must be a health care position

Making cold calls for new roofs?

Easy when you work at home.

I haven’t made $1,000 a week since 1987.

That doesn’t leave any time for overtime!

If you accept this dangerous mission, make your final arrangements now.

Yup, $5.95 per hour. And, as pointed out, before taxes.

Can I work overtime too?

That is really working full time.