Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 30, 2020

Commented on comic strips to total strangers.

What’s wrong with blowing your nose with toilet tissue? The other three are inexcusable. :)

Took funnies seriously.

There’s no such thing as sharing food. Gimme all the food.

More like Etiquette Police….

Ate cereal for dinner.

If eating an entire bag of sharing size candy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

HA! The police are out in full force… Only they forgot the grammar police…..

Ate pizza with a fork…

I eat my cereal EVERY morning with a TEA spoon.

And right now, I’m using my LAPTOP computer on a side table.

Gasp.

As for blowing your nose on toilet paper…

What’s getting people “arrested” in the comic is using things “illegally”…

That is, not according to their LABELED purpose.

Wow, good thing they’re all White, or they’d be dead before they even made it into the police car

Actually, it’s called Bath Tissue. Pretty useless in the tub though.

I’m guilty on all counts.

Used a paper towel as a napkin.

Sent an email to my penpal.

Took restaurant food home in a ‘Doggie Bag’, and ate it myself.

Yep, I drank red wine with fried fish.

Took that tag off of my mattress.

I’m guilty of the last one, lol!

Tore the tag off the mattress. Hunted for swimsuits outside of “swimsuit season”.

What is wrong with a roll of Kleenex?

Ignored the expiration date on expensive pills.

One item over the limit in the grocery store express lane. Seven if you count the bunch of bananas. Twelve if you count the eggs…

Put ketchup and mayonnaise on a hot dog. Hold the mustard.

Ordered breakfast at a luncheonette.

Ate summer sausage during the winter.

Drank tea from a coffee cup. Ate cereal from a soup mug with the word “TEA” printed on it.

If eating the entire sharing-size bag is a crime, I hate to think what would happen to me if I admitted to eating the entire family-size bag when I have no family.

I eat “fun size” candy when I’m not having any fun.

I always eat the entire bag of sharing size candy. I share it with me, myself and I. :P

And what about all those scofflaws who drive on parkways and park in driveways?

We are getting there: obscure laws to protect political correctness.

Damn, I’ve done all 4. Lock me up!

You all are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Ate a whole Three Musketeers bar without offering to share. Ignored a Open Here instruction on a box.

Oh man, I’m a fugitive.

I’m guilty of all that and more…

Inhaled while smoking a joint in public. … oh wait, that IS illegal.

I’d had a roll of toilet tissue (nose paper) on a hanger above the waste basket in the back of my classroom for the past 20 years or so. Schools run out of kleenex every year – they never run out of toilet tissue.

I ignored the “Hurry Back” sign, and took my sweet time.