The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 03, 2011

SNERK!

Someone should be holding the onions.

The ketchup’s being stubborn. We’re gonna hafta whack it a few times.

Later this week the Mayonnaise gets cement overshoes.

So we can Sinko the Mayo.

Hey Boss, yos want I should dice the onion?

Wonder who is going to be sleeping with the fish sandwiches.

Dang this looks like a Far Side cartoon.

Be careful, buddy, or I’ll give you the works.

Lettuce not be too hasty, boys….

Better find out what he slaw

^ Just so he doesn’t fight the slaw (♪ I fought the slaw and the slaw won ♫….).

Hellman’s mayo, Heinz ketchup, but generic mustard?

“Pardon me Sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”

I have no condiment

Too funny! And a great bunch of comments. I hope everyone got sinko the mayo (Cinco de Mayo), but their all punny!

I don’t think they will lettuce alone.

Mustard was in witness protection until they found him out.

“I’ll take ham on five, hold the Mayo.”

But Boss, how else is we gonna get da mayo ta crack?

When I get to the end of a jar of mayo, I use enhanced extraction techniques.

To wit: An iced tea spoon.