Close to Home by John McPherson for July 28, 2020

See what happens when you fall asleep in the tool shed.

Nice underwear for a doctor’s visit, dude!

I’ll need to run some tests. These are either heat hives, allergy hives, or bee hives.

Mommy told me to bee hive in front of guests.

Too bee or not too bee, that is the question.

Don’t worry Mr. Gurmpock, I hive a cure for you.

The treatment might sting a little but you’ll bee fine in no time.

If you have ever mistakenly hit one of those hornet nests, not very funny.

Yikes!

Wow! Best case of hives I have ever seen. Call Ripleys immediately. STAT, even.

A nice cool shower should take care of everything

Good morning everyone! Bleeb must have gotten stung also he looks a little green. I think the doctor is full of it and trying to blow smoke up Grumpock’s as-.

Better call Orkin.

On the bright side his tea would be more flavorful

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MURDER HORNETS!!!!!

Love the name Gurmpock.

Bee right back.

I suspect it might be a case of the hives.

Does he also have the bees knees?

It’s like that woman a few years back who was found to have tiny parasitic wasps living in her eye.