The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2020

Will they charge him to replace that window?

What if he turns his head to check his 6?

That’s probably for the best.

DO NOT say, ’ honk the horn’

This steak is goin’ steer

Must be a Ford Taurus he wants

Used car salesmen are used to dealing (with) bull.

The car now has power Steering, but it really needs power windows.

you break it, you bought it…

I guess he just doesn’t want to horn in; he got the point.

Interesting. A salesman who doesn’t want to horn in on the customer’s driving experience.

Is he going to bully him to sit in the front?

I wonder if they’ll charge him more if they realize he’s an Angus?

…need a drive to the china shoppe?

Wait till he’s on the road and has to look left, he’s going to take out the front window, and scalp the guy in the back seat at the same time!

Salesman sit in back and bull-sit up front

I don’t want to horn in on your test drive….

Cut those things off and put them on the grill; Texas style.

You mean NOBODY has made a “Sitting Bull” joke yet? I am disappoint.

Talk about a load of bull.

If he gets into an accident, it will be because of a bum steer.

You all get the best series of comments of the day award! Oh, and by the way, don’t make him steer. He won’t like that, and will have to drive all the way to the Rockies to look for his oysters.

You break it, you buy it.

This is SO ‘Far Side’.And that’s the best possible compliment I can give.

He’s headed to a china shop.

Well, we know the Horn works…..just saying

Plush faux leather? You’d like the AMC Matador sedan.

Say… just what are these seats made of?

Just out of curiosity, do car dealers actually still ride along in the same car with strangers every day here in 2020?

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near there…

Just life with Texas longhorns during the rut.

Anything is possi Bull ;)

That car will be very annoying if stuck in traffic due to its long horn.

Do I have the car for you? An AMC Pacer.

Hope he appreciates the leather seats.

Hope his optimistic stock investments have paid off.

All havoc will break lose when he tries to change to the left lane.

A car with 2 horns. Or is it 3?

Sit in the back so you don’t lean on the horn.

What a lot of… BULL! He’s just trying to show off, for his friends in the next cattle drive!!