The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 07, 2020

Now have an argument over what an argument is.

At least you can order half of a pizza with bell peppers and half without. You cannot order a half an anchovy pizza. There is no such thing.

How can you argue, when the woman is always right? Even when they are not?

I’ve had ugly past relationships, and so has my wife, neither one of us ever wants to live like that again

Maybe it’s just that we think a lot alike, but we never disagree about anything strongly enough to fight about it

“Your time is up.”

“It is not!”

“You only paid for a 5 minute argument.”

“That’s not true.”

To be continued …

I miss going to Mod Pizza. I’d order a pizza and my wife would get a large salad. We always ended up eating all of the salad and taking half the pizza home.

Having nothing to argue about never stops most people. My folks argued incessantly. Mostly over nothing at all. I think they just like arguing for its own sake. :P

Declaring a victory is not quite the same as scoring one. Look around the various media …

“Now you’re jibber-jabbering about jibber-jabber!” – Penny, “The Big Bang Theory” ([Knock, knock] “Penny!” [Knock, knock] “Penny!” [Knock, knock] “Penny!” “What’s the gist, physicist?”) ☺

My husband and I never argue. I can’t stand bell peppers ~ period! No need for an argument. He sometimes cooks with them and I eat something else. We are both easy-going and it makes life more pleasant.

Sorry, Eddie, you just got bumped as my avatar by Hammy of the Lake holding Plungcalibur! Don’t worry though, I’m sure you’ll regain your post soon.

“We don’t argue, we just do our version of an old Smothers Brothers routine.”