Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 28, 2020

You have the Brown residence confused with a Denny’s or I-HOP, PP!

Charlie Brown’s hospitality knows no bounds.

If she stayed at Marcie’s house, she might have gotten pancakes. And slept in an actual bed.

Yup. The person who invites themselves over for a meal then wants to criticise what you’re cooking and dictate what you serve. “Why don’t you…?” Yeah, why don’t you go away.

Great Peppermint Patty! If you can cook, you can have those things! ;D

This aint Hotel Swankmore, honey.

This is kind of reminiscent of ’A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving".

I had a link of Boars Head Chicken Sausage for breakfast this morning.

Peppermint Patty’s dad must do a great job — especially for a single parent.

I think she should be stayed with Marcie after all

Peppermint Patty is exceptionally slow-witted to mistake a dog-house for a guest cottage and a beagle for a small boy, true… But am I the only one who thinks that Charlie Brown is taking advantage of her? If he was a good friend of Patty’s, he wouldn’t permit her to spend the night in a dog-house.

PP should try to find a modern day equivalent to Chester Goode (of Gunsmoke fame) .. it would be someone she could relate to when it comes to eating breakfast.

Sounds like you need to cook the breakfast, Peppermint Patty!

Frosted Flakes or Rice Krispies?

Cold cereal and toast are all Charlie Brown knows how to make. He can’t butter it, though.

Duncan Hines, he ain’t.

It is not your common dog house, this is Snoopy’s Estate, with all the perks you can think off.

A shower probably wouldn’t hurt, either . . .

“Charlie brown: which cold cereal you want?”

Translation: I ain’t no ihop

I thought Charlie Brown only ate Snicker Snacks cereal (except for the time where there was supposed to be a marble in the box, and he ended up with a box of 400 marbles and one Snicker Snack)

Makes one grateful for the internet now for researching accommodations.

Now, Patty, didn’t you learn anything from last Thanksgiving?

Don’t pick the one with Joe Shlabotnik on the box!

Is there a prize inside?

Cold cereal is my breakfast 6 out of 7 days. I only have deluxe breakfasts when I go out for them…..

Beggars can’t be choosers.

Many mornings a better deal.

French Toast is the breakfast of champions! (wrong slogan, but you get the idea)

Reality bites.

PP is a gritty girl, but this is too much!

-2 stars on that yelp review for the spare continental breakfast, and another -2 for the bugs and starlit vistas.

P 3.5: “ … sure!…. just wait right here with Snoopy and I’ll be right back!…”

Remind me not to stay at that B & B.

Wonder what she regularly eats for breakfast. Doubt it’s anywhere near what she wants him to make her.

“There’s the kitchen.”

time for a trip to IHOP