Mayor Ollie Perkins: I wanted you to meet my daughter, Sheriff. She’s a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear, departed mother.Jason McCullough: Mother died, huh?Mayor Ollie Perkins: Nope, she just departed. — ‘Support Your Local Sheriff’
Knightman Premium Member about 4 years ago
You are behind as it is!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
The father of an old girl friend I had back in the 70s used to turn all the clocks in the house ten minutes ahead so he would never be late.
bbenoit about 4 years ago
My grandmother used to tell one of my aunts that Thanksgiving dinner was an hour earlier than it was, so she would be less late.
KEA about 4 years ago
Mayor Ollie Perkins: I wanted you to meet my daughter, Sheriff. She’s a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear, departed mother.Jason McCullough: Mother died, huh?Mayor Ollie Perkins: Nope, she just departed. — ‘Support Your Local Sheriff’
AtariDragon about 4 years ago
Based on the nose, that must be one of Eno’s relatives.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Everyone suffers when Eno fails to keep the Scout’s Honor.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
He passes away frequently, on his way to the bar.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 4 years ago
When I was in the Navy, I kept my time telling machines set 15 minutes ahead. It drove my wife crazy.