Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2020

Learing?

The only thing I can think of is King Lear, but that doesn’t seem to make sense.

Okay. There is a scene in Shakespeare’s play “King Lear” where the king tears off his clothing. I read the play a long time ago, but I forgot about that part.

“Never, never, never, never, never!”

The two of you could start by wearing a one piece suit . No, no that won’t work guys will still Lear at you.

“As flies to wanton boys are we to th’ gods. They kill us for their sport.”

Mad kings and Englishmen go Lear in the midday sun.

And how does any of the above explain the brown leg from the knee down on the white girl?

A little carried away with the brown crayon?

Don’t be hasty. I heard he has a Lear jet…

Whoever you are, get your stinky foot off of my towel!

I had to read that one a second time. Very clever, Dan!

If she Shakes a Spear at him, he may stop.

Maybe you should wear a bun sonnet.

blow winds and crack your cheeks…

This isn’t a king sized blanket, buster, so get off…

It could be worse. There are a lot of bodies out there that are stared at for all of the wrong reasons.

He’s just putting on an act for you.

Careless inker!

Shouldn’t there be three girls?

Are those queens in bikinis? LOL! XD!

He’s reading his nonsense poetry at her?