Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 13, 2020

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@Number Three Today strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is chuffed at getting abuse from a scholar instead of his usual detractors :o) my avatar is a spoof about a guy standing on a Threadmill exercise machine without switching it on , which reminds me of the expensive one we bought and installed in our bedroom which we don’t use anymore , but it makes a handy clothes horse :o) how was your day? ours should be very busy as our Thursdays usually are but we should cope I hope and both ,Connie and me are in a good mood after yesterday Bella yesterday played a prank on us and hid in the garage while we went frantic looking for her all over the house , the heat does not bother us because we stay in areas that have air conditioning or high power fans , take care and BCNU pal

A better class of abuse is certainly better.

Good thing you’re not in his class Andy, neither socially nor academically speaking!

I looked up Professor Potts, but there were too many conflicting references to figure out who it’s supposed to be. I guess I’m children’s stories illiterate.

Has anyone even attempted with Andy what a friend who was ex-military described as “wall-to-wall” counseling? I’m positive it would effect no permanent change in this bipedal bar towel but it would let him know that “something’s wrong”.

“I say, you juvenile miscreants, remove yourselves from my terrace, forthwith!”

I think Professor Potts would prefer a better class of social delinquent in the neighborhood. Andy is kinda on the lower rungs of society.

Andy, you are so inconsiderate. This poor guy probably has to be up early and lecture University students in the morning.

A little side note, I never went to University. I have no regrets. People can look down their nose at me all they want. I know what’s right for me.

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@Afficionado

If you had a dog instead of a cat and you and Connie hid somewhere in the house, the dog would be able to sniff you both out in seconds. A dog would find me very easily because I like my perfumes. But I only wear it if I’m going out somewhere.

We don’t have AC. Just electronic fans.

At least your treadmill has a use for something! It would gather nothing more than dust if completely abandoned.

Our favourite day of the week tomorrow, pal. Stay safe, stay well and be happy.

Surprised that Andy can recognize high-class abuse when he gets it.

He’s British.

I can hear John Cleese’s voice in Professor Pott’s abuse of Andy……..

If you’re going be hassled, at least be hassled by someone with class.

The professor comes from a long line of mad scientists — the crack-potts.