Strange Brew by John Deering for August 14, 2020

So easy to make a political comment…..must resist the urge :)

Reminds me of the story about the man with the magnificent schnoz who was so successful with the ladies… but one time when he had a little cold he fell asleep and somehow his nose ended up in his ear. And he sneezed. He was lucky to survive, and realizing that next time it might get a better seal, he had it surgically removed, put a suction cup in the middle of his glasses and left town (to avoid those ladies).

This examination seems to be “no strings attached”!

“Yes, and I just lied about my age.”

I’d hate to be his ENT specialist!

At first, I wondered why Pinocchio was confessing in an office, until I noticed the cafeteria lady on the right.

Later that day, they were able to get the dead interviewer off of the stake that impaled him…

He must have JUST told a lie….look at the size of that nose…..

Viagra joke, i.e. it’s been over 4 hours since he lied.

Visit to the Sequoia National Park: “Look over here! This tree has hands and feet around its base.”

It’s a good job Pinocchio never went into politics.

tRump lost all that weight while in prison?

“If it’s been more than four hours since you told a lie, consult your doctor.”