A one time… I did a little bit of research on teeth cleaning. I wanted to put it in a story I was writing. But the results of that research gave me a little bit of a nightmare… so I only used a little bit of it. People in ancient times tried everything to whiten their teeth! And when I say everything – I mean it! Stuff we have learned should kill yourself! But the one I thought the most stomach turning – badger urine!!!
Goes to show that most humans have been pretty much stupid from the beginning. My favorite is the selfie. The selfie has resulted in thousands of deaths. But as Earl Pitts would say, “stupid people do stupid things”.
Put down the wand and pick up a recorder… nope, on second thought, playing the recorder would leave the mouth closed so the floss couldn’t snake in and out between the teeth.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
A one time… I did a little bit of research on teeth cleaning. I wanted to put it in a story I was writing. But the results of that research gave me a little bit of a nightmare… so I only used a little bit of it. People in ancient times tried everything to whiten their teeth! And when I say everything – I mean it! Stuff we have learned should kill yourself! But the one I thought the most stomach turning – badger urine!!!
eromlig about 4 years ago
He wanted dental floss, not mental floss.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Knot a good look…
rshive about 4 years ago
Flossing ain’t what it used to be.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
“…is an F.”
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
I am so glad they have things now that can floss your teeth. It’s so much easier than using that string thing!
David Henderson about 4 years ago
I did not know the Wizard was into self bondage.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
payback for Sunday’s WOI (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2020/08/09?ct=v&cti=2208697)?
lars_doyle about 4 years ago
Goes to show that most humans have been pretty much stupid from the beginning. My favorite is the selfie. The selfie has resulted in thousands of deaths. But as Earl Pitts would say, “stupid people do stupid things”.
preacherman Premium Member about 4 years ago
I usually floss first and then brush. Doing the reverse would require a rinse step.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
He keeps stringing along, his NOT SO GOOD spells..
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
That is distinctly like the first time I tried to use rope underwater trying to recover an outboard motor. Scuba divers really hate string.
Herb L 1954 about 4 years ago
Make a sting bikini for the wife,Wiz ;)
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
I use floss in fly-tying. But the Wiz look like he would make a terrible fly.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Wonder how the hair dryer would work
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
Just gave me a great idea of how to go to my next dentist appointment
JPuzzleWhiz about 4 years ago
The wizard got thrown for a floss!
CrunChewy McSandyButt about 4 years ago
Who brushes THEN flosses? Seems counterintuitive.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
Got to stop one spell before you start the next one.. one of the first thing you learn in wizardry.
fix-n-fly about 4 years ago
Put down the wand and pick up a recorder… nope, on second thought, playing the recorder would leave the mouth closed so the floss couldn’t snake in and out between the teeth.
bennie33801 about 4 years ago
Oh don’t badger yourself over it
redback about 4 years ago
remember: “swish and flick”