Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2020

I had a co-worker in an office once who sneezed like that. It didn’t help that she weighed at least 350lbs. I just couldn’t help it — every time she wound up with the eh, ehh, EHH, EHHHH followed by a nearly inaudible “tssk!” I cracked up. That was in the 70s; nowadays, HR would have my hide — and my job…

Street cred is so easily lost…

Sneezing inside a helmet is a recipe for ick.

Today’s blitzkrieg has been postponed until another time …

At least until it’s a little more blitzkrieg-ary.

“Sneeze like a bunny”, eh? Like Bugs? Kevin Dewclaw? Bun-Bun? The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog?

I’d hate to be the guy who cleans his helmet!

At least it wasn’t a gyro belch.

He didn’t sneeze into the inside of his elbow!

And does he giggle like a little girl laughing at a silly cartoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4

“Fnorkik!” ☺

This one really mad me laugh…thank you.

I sneezed in my mask the other day.

Due to the new normal, I’m feeling considerable sympathy for him, because I know (as I’m sure many of us do) what it’s like to sneeze when you’re wearing a mask.

Just whip out the laser pistol next time dirk

I was expecting to see a huge glob of snot dripping out of his helmet.