Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 16, 2020

I feel sorry for the Padre.

Spare the rod and spoil the staff…

This is where most preacher people would be giving loooog sermons about ‘Trimming the vines’. As most of the people are toasting with the Communion Wine.

Groan

That’s tithe.

Funny , funny!!!!

What a cross you must bear, Preacher Bird.

With all the stress, I’m surprised he hasn’t gone bald! If he did, his head would resemble Heaven … for “there is no parting there.”

Good one!

I climbed Guadalupe Peak in Texas. When I got to the top, there was a church group up there. They told me they were going to Nepal on a mission. Their minister had decided they needed to get in shape for the mountains of India.

On the way down, the minister was having trouble with one of his knees hurting, and was forced to climb down at a snail’s pace. I walked along with him and one of his congregation who was helping him down. The minister complained about a Mexican member Jesus, who had led him up the wrong trail. I myself had accidentally taken the same trail and it was much more difficult; in fact to this day it was the hardest climb I have ever done.Anyway after complaining about having to climb the more difficult trail, I said, “It’s pretty bad when a minister is led astray by a guy named Jesus.”

Been hanging around Pastis have we?

Oy.

Now, on top of his other problems, he’s eating at Roz’s.

Funny! I liked this one but my über Evangelical Christian wife didn’t get it. Maybe because it lost something in the Spanish translation

Post Script I copied it and sent it to the wife’s Pastor, who is a gringo. He just texted me back that he found it hilarious.

Pardon my ignorance, but what does a sexton do in a Catholic church?

Stephan Pastis wannabe.

cute play on words!!

FUNNY!!!

The worldly rod and staff.

Hahahaahahahahah