Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 03, 2020

Mr. Potato Head: Toss Him Overboard!

But they’ll still row, rho, roe at the homonym regatta.

5 minutes later, there was a big row (fight).

Mad’s Prediction – Ten Broken Oars.

I prefer the cartoon of the dinosaur Thesaurus.

Keep going down that list, and soon they’ll all get to a very serious headache

Stroke: What drumpf had had many mini ones in the last year!

I foresee a team becoming coxless very soon.

Stroke: slash, oblique, diagonal, virgule, solidus….

The starter pistol carries live ammo aimed at ….

…attack!

20 minutes between strokes. Sure to win …

But is it in rhythm?

Except in the movies, the coxswain does NOT go, “Stroke…Stroke!”

Pitiful the people who see this cartoon and try to come up with a Donald Trump nasty comment. Too bad that Donald Trump is living rent-free in so many Leftists’ heads. :-)

I don’t want to know how blow is a synonym for stroke in a family comic.

Stroke me, stroke me! You might be a winner boy, you move mighty well…

Multiple syllables don’t work for skulling!

A brain hemorrhage.

along with liar, corruption, blowhard, Nazi, dementia, corruption, more lies and mis-representations of everything around us.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

I crewed in college. Thought you all should know.

Whatever is Bullwinkle doing with that pail?

Blow?

Sounds like a training manual for the Biden team.