Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 21, 2020

Good one !

Poorly aged Cottage Cheese? With a little too much mold and mildew.

But why’d you hang around with this craven coward, Goldiggerlocks? Oh wait.

You don’t what that cottage. The forest voles will eat you out of house and home. Then the King will skim whatever is left.

Better believe that identification, Gwen. “The Nose” knows!

Only cottage cheese should smell like cottage cheese.

Were the little houses inspired by the story, or did the story idea come from the little houses?

I wonder what kind of kids this witch is trying to attract by making her house of cottage cheese?

Yuck! Who would be wicked enough to make a house out of cottage cheese? I would be moving on quickly!

With that schnozzola, Rod could have picked up the cheese scent a mile away.

Well. At least Rodney has the first half of his answer correct. It is a cottage.

Sun glass hut. Cheese cottage. Mall of America?

This is too cheesy.

Hope you brought crackers

I guess there is one witch on a diet.

I don’t know. When your cottage cheese cottage looks more like a Swiss cheese chalet you need to find a new neighborhood.

Well-aged cottage cheese. Maybe with some reinforcing.

Then those things along the bottom that look like Kisses? Surely not.

Is it made from real cottages?

I wonder If there is an outhouse out back.

Laundry day is still a few days away.

At least it’s not Limburger.

ewwwww

Makes sense.

No, Gwen, it’sn’t a house, it’s a cottage!