Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 19, 2020

I can’t conceive why Janis would leave the sofa….

Reality.

It can be shampooed.

“No sweat. If needed, I can clone you.”

Arlo makes it sounds more like a crime scene…..

Panel 3; Right out there in a family strip!!

Ooooo yuck!

So who has not enjoyed their wife on the sofa at least once?

Peggy Bundy on Line One …

Too much DNA on that sofa!

Good verse choice…many expunge it…

This is far too early in the morning to be reminded of a slew of jokes about a certain former President.

I just finished breakfast, and I am now feeling queasy.

Let it go, Arlo. It will be okay.

“That chair has our DNA too!”

This is a classic Jimmy J strip! Classic!

You still got it buddy. ;^ )

I don’t know… I don’t think we’ve ever had a couch last that long.

When you put it that way, it’s definitely time for a new sofa.

I think Arlo has just made Janis’s case.

On this subject, never sit or lay on a bed cover in a hotel. Sheets get replaced, bed covers not. Some people don’t make it under the sheets for fun night.

Oh, please don’t let this good comic strip turn into a Funky W. type soap opera. Please!

There are better things to get sentimental about…

Gross.

If y’all had covered it with clear plastic like the Fines you wouldn’t have all those spots and hair…

My mom has a thing with living room furniture. She likes to buy a whole new set every 5-6 years so there is no getting attached. I used to love it as a poor 20-something, she would give me her “old” set to make room for the new so even I was getting different living room furniture every few years. Then I got older and moved cross country so now I don’t get her furniture and must buy my own. GASP!

Luminal and black light

Cue Ludie to sing “Memory.”

How often did you guys leave Gene home alone in his teenage years? Teenage boys will deal with what comes up anytime and anyplace so long as no one is watching (OK, some like to be watched too). I think in front of the TV with a show like “Charlies Angels” or “Baywatch” would set the proper mood for him.

A Couch Podcast presents: A History of Farts.

Dig the money from under the cushions before dumping it. Theres gold down in there.