Mimi makes a gaffe and accidentally gives Corina her card for her phone sex service. Gil wonders why Mimi keeps a phone in a locked room in the basement but concludes that it’s just a girl thing.
True sits with Corina next to a tree surrounded by the world famous Milford Tar Pit.
“True, can I have a Cert? You have a roll in your pocket.”
“Naw, that’s not a roll of Certs. That’s my….uhhh…my…”
True skillfully deflects the question by letting a huge one rip.. He hopes that he hasn’t accidentally let a Milford Steamer loose.
Such is life in Milford.
Firsties today! Another thing to strike off of my bucket list.
In all reality , True the reason I’m thinking about moving to Milford is that everyone and everything is so lame here except for you . Let’s get married have some kids, we can buy a trailer and after you blow your arm out in the low minors you can get a job at Milford HS helping Mop and assisting Coach Thorp . Wow, Corina , what a great plan , Thanks .No problem True are you going to drink the rest of your Gatorade ?
Why is she looking around for towns in which to live? Is her Mom being evicted from where they’re living now? And since her Mom has an apparently disabling mental illness, does she have a job? if not, who’s supporting the family, anyway? And has Corina been paroled from reform school for next year. or will she have to attend Valley Modified regardless of where she lives? So many questions about a story arc that merits none of them.
While the ice cream is free, you may want to investigate the local administration. I understand The Mayor pulled out a knife but wasn’t subjected to a recall election.
“Hey, Corina, it’s a beautiful day. How about putting the top down?”
“I didn’t know that you have a convertible!”
“I don’t. That’s not what I mean.”
“Oh. They didn’t allow stuff like that at my old Catholic school, ‘Our Lady Of Perpetual Misery, Sorrow, and Guilt’. Milford High may be lame, but at least I don’t have to wear a chastity belt. Those things get really funky by second year. Good thing for ’Janitor In A Drum.”
“Hey….do you have a thing for Mopman?”
Like his baseball career, True is worried that he will never get to first base, let alone score.
Soooooo, Mimi came all the way to this workout, just to say hi and give no reason whatsoever as to why she was there. Other than to give Corina her business card in case she had any questions about…..well, she never actually said.
Oh, sorry, apparently her first name is Mim according to her business card. We’ve been addressing her wrong for years!
And speaking of addressing things, I’m here to address your appetite for more Mopped Up Thorp.
Gonzo Jabrone about 4 years ago
Mimi makes a gaffe and accidentally gives Corina her card for her phone sex service. Gil wonders why Mimi keeps a phone in a locked room in the basement but concludes that it’s just a girl thing.
True sits with Corina next to a tree surrounded by the world famous Milford Tar Pit.“True, can I have a Cert? You have a roll in your pocket.”
“Naw, that’s not a roll of Certs. That’s my….uhhh…my…”
True skillfully deflects the question by letting a huge one rip.. He hopes that he hasn’t accidentally let a Milford Steamer loose.
Such is life in Milford.
Firsties today! Another thing to strike off of my bucket list.
Mr Reality about 4 years ago
In all reality , True the reason I’m thinking about moving to Milford is that everyone and everything is so lame here except for you . Let’s get married have some kids, we can buy a trailer and after you blow your arm out in the low minors you can get a job at Milford HS helping Mop and assisting Coach Thorp . Wow, Corina , what a great plan , Thanks .No problem True are you going to drink the rest of your Gatorade ?
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tcayer about 4 years ago
So she only attends the school for ‘Bad’ kids because of where she lives? And a teen is going to decide where she and her mother move?
bearwku82 about 4 years ago
Much like her husband Coach THOR P, MIM T weaves a web of psychological warfare. That phone number is the psychic hotline, 99 cents per minute.
Irish53 about 4 years ago
P 1.5, middle: “…don’t let all the ass-pattin’ that goes on around here go to your head….you really aren’t that good…”
Irish53 about 4 years ago
…and why IS Rubin trying to turn this into a story? Move here…don’t move here….who GsAF….
seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Why is she looking around for towns in which to live? Is her Mom being evicted from where they’re living now? And since her Mom has an apparently disabling mental illness, does she have a job? if not, who’s supporting the family, anyway? And has Corina been paroled from reform school for next year. or will she have to attend Valley Modified regardless of where she lives? So many questions about a story arc that merits none of them.
James St. John Smythe about 4 years ago
While the ice cream is free, you may want to investigate the local administration. I understand The Mayor pulled out a knife but wasn’t subjected to a recall election.
The Pro from Dover about 4 years ago
Such a wit.
hifirick1953 about 4 years ago
I hope True is not paying her to sit around drinking Hoo! I am sure by this point his signing bonus is gone.
TheBrownStarfish about 4 years ago
P1, And why would anyone choose this one?
P2, Here’s my card and my second giant hand.
P3, Why do you keep coming back?
fanofgil about 4 years ago
P1 – Is Mimi in high heels or doing the Barbie feet pose? P2 – man hand strikes again! P3 – Quien is mas Macho? Hard to tell
Irish53 about 4 years ago
P 2.5: “…thanx for the card, but I already got your number off the men’s room wall down at the diner…”
Gonzo Jabrone about 4 years ago
“Hey, Corina, it’s a beautiful day. How about putting the top down?”
“I didn’t know that you have a convertible!”
“I don’t. That’s not what I mean.”
“Oh. They didn’t allow stuff like that at my old Catholic school, ‘Our Lady Of Perpetual Misery, Sorrow, and Guilt’. Milford High may be lame, but at least I don’t have to wear a chastity belt. Those things get really funky by second year. Good thing for ’Janitor In A Drum.”
“Hey….do you have a thing for Mopman?”
Like his baseball career, True is worried that he will never get to first base, let alone score.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Soooooo, Mimi came all the way to this workout, just to say hi and give no reason whatsoever as to why she was there. Other than to give Corina her business card in case she had any questions about…..well, she never actually said.
Oh, sorry, apparently her first name is Mim according to her business card. We’ve been addressing her wrong for years!
And speaking of addressing things, I’m here to address your appetite for more Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/