Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2020

OK. We don’t know where he lives.

Is that a relief or what? Do you need to return the bricks?

This might be more funny if it weren’t for the fact that we live in such a screwed up world that people have actually been killed in cases of mistaken identity :-/

Ooops!

Had you there for a minute, didn’t we, Monty?!

Two broken glasses are better than two broken kneecaps. :D

I love it when a comic makes laugh out loud.

I told my friend who was a caregiver, If yours is stolen they get your father too. She laughed and agreed!

Nice that they apologized. There’s far too little of that kind of thing in the service industry nowaday.

Good one. It’s like, if a gangster is beating you up for being late with “his” money, and as he hits you, he says,“please disregard this notice if you’ve already made your payment.”

Jerk! At least he could have thrown the second brick through the already broken pane.

Wait for it… (Third brick through window) “We’d like our bricks back.”

That second brick needed some money along with the note to pay for the window!

Cut that out, Ernest T. Bass!

At least he was courteous enough to apologize.

Id rather 2 bricks, than a drive by shooting.