Herman by Jim Unger for September 03, 2020

You found it

How do you manage to find anything.

How indeed?

If all that stuff is beauty aids, they were wasted. Definitely the kind of relationship that calls for at least 2 bedrooms and 2 baths, preferably in 2 houses.

It’s a wonder he can find the razor.

Now that’s funny!

Neva Neva Neva happen in my house….

I have a comb, a toothbrush and a razor. The other 40 square feet of countertop belong to my wife.

I know where everything is. It’s either on the counter or in the cabinet.

Mom and my sisters had LOTS of bottles of odd things on the counter. Don’t know why, but I would turn them over and stand them on their tops. One day, Mom laughed, “I got YOU fixed!”

When I went into the bathroom, all the bottles now had round tops!

Our bathroom counter has an unseen line of demarcation. It kind of looks like the photo of the Korean Peninsula at night. My side, a shaving stand with brush and razor, a cup and nothing else. Her side, well just look at the comic above.

Women and their beauty products, amirite?

Unger must have known one of my ex-wives. This bathroom looks exactly like hers, and that sounds just like something she’d say.

His and her bathrooms are the secret to an enduring marriage. Every man needs his own private place…

Other people’s clutter always looks worse than my own mess.

Yeah, hubby. You do want her to look beautiful, right?

Mostly beauty products. Good luck.

that picture illustrates one reason I’m no longer married

Oh good, I’ve been lookin’ for that for week.

Good grief! I thought I was a clutter-bug!