Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 19, 2020

(Whispering to Phil’s friend) It isn’t his breath.

I don’t think I want to know what inspired today’s comic.

When your friends start calling you “Corpse Breath” it’s Time.

Yuk!

Just had my checked and cleaned Tuesday. ($285 with x-rays, sigh)

Maybe he already has. Looks like they’re going south for the winter.

Egad!

Hopefully, Phil’s the type that takes suggestions well and doesn’t punch you out for saying them!

I know people are afraid of the dentist, but that’s way too far!

Halitosis has yet to succumb to Tic Tac, and the US has yet to succumb to TicTok.

I do not get this.

Have they gone to extra-large print for the lettering? That looks huge compared to the regular hand-written style.

Ew

A family member had terrible bad breath; it turned out he had tonsil stones. Removing them did wonders!

Maybe I’m stupid, but I don’t get it? Who’s Phil?

I do not like the new font.

Some folks do need a hint.