Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 02, 2020

Becca and Susan are about to get a butter knife between the ribs. It’s the Valley Modified way. We also learn that Corina is a mutant – all her fingers are the same length. Maybe she’s a great catcher because that gives her extra room inside the mitt?

Danger — Will Thayer.

P1, Can you tell me how I’m supposed to fit any books in this mini backpack?

P2, You’re fitting in fine already with the giant hand, Corina. Send her to Mopman, he knows where all the bodies are buried.

P3, CJ is certainly missing out on prime material here.

In all reality , Thayer wasn’t in the weight room all Summer , he was on the Juice. His body has been chemically enhanced by the roids he’s been pounding down .

Yes. those StArroids

Talk to the Thorps. They hid the bodies of their kids years ago and no one says anything.

See, she keeps proving what a huge delinquent she is, with that edgy joke about “burying bodies”.

Annnnd, we gots football. So is the story going to be about these two guys lusting after Thayer? Should be interesting. Since he apparently changed his physique over the summer, are they going to call him New Thayer?

Will (new) Thayer could have been out on the golf course for all we know. We only were granted the one visit this summer.

Wow!…are they actually gonna’ get to covering sports? There hasn’t been any real sports since before the Mayor, unless you count that asinine ‘ragtag’ game

P 1.5: “….besides to tell you to not wear that silly backpack on orientation day?…”

Gil Thayer is a spy for New Thayer, right? Has the New Thayer team been infiltrated by a player named Milt Ford?

I’m confused (again). When they approached CK, it was a dark haired girl and a skinny guy with a backward baseball hat. He apparently morphed into a curly hair female. Are we reading about X-Kids, Transformers, or Transexuals? At Christmas will we go to a Trans-Siberia Concert?

P-3: Yum, yum

P3- Mac Davis’ grandson and Funky Winkerbean join the Milford Football Mudlarks, ready to play their part in North Milford 40. Years ago, there was steroid topic I think involving Cody Exner. I bet RubHam can provide details.

P1 — “So what can we do to be helpful?”

“Good question. Here . . . hold my rattlesnakes while I think about it.”

Where’s Gil/Mimi?

Did Will Thayer transfer from the rival school New Thayer?

Based upon the P3 comments, Gil and his faithful sidekick may be spending much more time in the showers.

Oh wow, didn’t realize it at first, but CK’s comment about “burying a couple of bodies” is a threat to kill the orientation hosts? This should get her sent back to Valley Modified before lunch. And speaking of lunch, you should have finished it by now, so for dessert, how about some nice warm Mopped Up Thorp?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And that’s a wrap!

…yawn…what happened the last 4 months? Did we get to Milford CC?

P 2.5: “…Yes!…we can help you with all that stuff, but first, you need to purchase an elevator pass…we happen to have some with us…because you are new here, it’s only 25 dollars…”

Sorry, guys, had a covid death (my Mom) and just needed some distance.

This shit is real, wear your mask, don’t think it is a hoax. Horrible way to die…as alone as Moon

…I’ll get back full force soon, still a little raw