Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 04, 2020

Your inner child is going to throw a fit when he can’t find the comb, the ladder and the pencil.

I’ll bet he’s working on “Hidden Pictures”….or reading “Goofus and Gallant”

Parents gonna get a lot of inner child surprises during the virtual school year. They’ll be learning what their children actually were taught in the days while they were at work. It will be interesting to see the resulting opinions about curricula.

Goofus and Gallant?

Trump needs to read that. Not that he’d learn from it.

Full of dad jokes.

According to my wife, I have no inner child; it’s all on the outside.

Personally, I like to think of myself as a very mature 3-year-old. I still like to play in the dirt, look at bugs and wonder what they are doing or what they think about me and probably still know the names of 950 species of dinosaurs. On the other hand, I can control my temper and I although I still don’t understand girls, I don’t think they have cooties.

Loved that magazine. They had it at our dentist office. Once a year I’d get to read all the issues.

Teddy Ruxpin…discovering inner mom.

This is why I have tons of Lego

I still read Highlights whenever I go to the dentist