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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: Whoa, what's this... another friend request? Well, I'll bet you do wish you could be my friend... but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with the riff-raff, so... make friends with my delete button! Celebrityhood isn't for the meek. Lucy: Or the sane, apparently.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
I hate when she has that FACE on!
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Iâll second Lucyâs comment in the last panel.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Iâd do the same when a total stranger tries to connect with me. Does that make me a celeb? Hopefully not!
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Iâll third Lucyâs observation.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
OK, now Iâm scared!!
Brockie almost 14 years ago
Is possible that Donald Trump is not sane?
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
BROCKIE how could you say that when he has a TV audience almost as big as Charlie Sheen?
roctor almost 14 years ago
A legend in her own mind. Fast tracking part duex. Hire a lounge singer with drum machineto write song. Next, wedding videotographer.Upload to Utube and repeat Friday,Friday,Friday!!!
Miba almost 14 years ago
I want to make an avatar out of that third panel, thatâs perfect!!!
afeeney almost 14 years ago
Agree. The third panel is genius.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 14 years ago
LOVE the third panel face! So halarious.
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
Brockie said, âIs possible that Donald Trump is not sane?â Is it possible that he is?
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Thereâs a quote about Howard Hughes that fits Trump perfectly: heâs âable to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.â
Varnes almost 14 years ago
Actually, donât celebs have ridiculously long lists of âfriendsâ? Donât want to disappoint a fanâŠbut yeah, if they arenât my friends in real life, they meet my delete buttonâŠ
TheAuldWan almost 14 years ago
Our âfriendsâ are here, not on Facebook
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Somebody should tell her the âyou meet the same people on the way downâ story.
yaakovashoshana almost 14 years ago
I believe sheâs wrong about celebrities not being associated with the riff-raff. Most of todayâs âcelebritiesâ ARE the riff-raff.
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
IF celebrities are âriff raffâ, what does that make those who worship them, or buy the stuff the paparazzi press is PAID HIGHLY to provide?
orz almost 14 years ago
I like todayâs strip
Defective almost 14 years ago
Thatâs an evil, scary face in third panel. Normally I tolerate her antics well, but the face was a bit much today! Guess thatâs the point!
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Is Danae channeling Al Pacinoâs Scarface?
Dallas1701D almost 14 years ago
Sisyphos, I think she is channeling Michael Boltonâs Scarface. She is very preoccupied with the here and now of celebrity, and his current resurgence in popularity with Lonely Islandâs âJack Sparrowâ would more certainly be popping up on her Facebook and Twitter feeds.
kpduty almost 14 years ago
This is a form of Facebook. Just because everyone who comments isnât your âfriendâ itâs obvious that there is still communication going on here â a social network of sorts. Donât you look forward to seeing the comments? Wileyâs cartoons are the springboard but, geez, this is a form of communication. Whatâs the big deal about trashing Facebook which is also a form of communicationâŠ
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Thank you Wiley. Absolutely Fabulous! Love Danaeâs face in panel 3. Reminds me of a mad scientist stirring a potion.
rgcviper almost 14 years ago
Psh. Sanity is FAR overrated. :)
vldazzle almost 14 years ago
The one thing that makes sense is NOT accepting those you donât know as âfriendsâ. I use FB to see what my actual friends who live all over the city are doing, and share artistic projects with them. I canât be bothered by someone who may share no interests with me just because they chose me randomly. I think some are just trying for huge numbers- while I prefer to only see aa single page of updates.