Close to Home by John McPherson for September 27, 2020

Don’t let the cat see you Bleeb. It might think you’re a yellow mouse.

The BBC had an article about exactly this, and even found and interviewed a woman named Alexa Seary. She said it was a waking nightmare.

Now that I think on it, I have not run into any named Google yet. Surprising, that.

Oh, you wanted that vase next to me….. Oh, I thought you said you wanted a vasectomy. Oops, my bad, so sad. Snicker snicker

♫ Put another log on the fire ♪

Cook me up some bacon and some beans. ♫

Then go outside and fix that old flat tire. ♪

♫ Wash my socks, and mend my old blue jeans.

♪ You can fill my pipe, and then go fetch my slippers. ♫

And boil me up another pot of tea. ♫

Then put another log on the fire. ♪

♫ And come and tell me why you’re leavin’ me. ♫

Let’s go a step further, are you “Siri-ous”.

I think many baby girls will not be named Karen either.

Alexa, make it cake spiced with ricin. And for auto detailing, cut the brake lines.

hey Alexa play “FREEBIRD”

Um, her last name is “Glock”.

Just say no…

Think that’s bad; think about how all the poor girls named “Karen” feel!

It’s worse to be named “Karen.”

There’s a french film director whose last name is Siri. I do hope he has named his daughter Alexa to confuse people.

I briefly worked with a woman named Alecksa. Every time I saw her, I wanted to say “Hey, Alecksa, turn down the music.” I bet she had never heard that line before.

…aaaand look where Bleeb is, again! “Alexa”… can you peel the cat off the ceiling one more time?

Okay… I’m no rocket surgeon, but my family recently mentioned that I might be havin’ a little too much fun referring to Bleeb as the “Weird, Little, Yellow, Alien, Bug-looking, Thing”, and that it might actually come off as being insensitive to the otherwise identity challenged cartoon characters. So I said: “okay then, you try it!” So they came up with: “Unusual, Diminutive, Lemony, Non-native, Seemingly-insect, Entity!”

However… I had to remind them that they had to get all those insensitive words from an insensitive book that was insensitively named after a poor, defenseless, little, extinct dinosaur called a THESAURUS!

I win! シ

Any girl named “Siri” tired of people asking you for directions yet?

Volunteered in a Siamese Rescue run by a wonderful lady named Siri. Know another lady named Alexa, who, if her husband tried this, would pound him senseless, lol.

Hey Alexa, what are you doing with that loaded shotgun….

“Hey you two idiots….kiss my ass”.

Alexsa is not God, but She is all powerful!

https://www.gocomics.com/overthehedge/2020/09/26?ct=v&cti=1451790

I know a woman that named her girl Sunshine. No joke that is her real name. not a nickname. Some people should not be allowed name kids.

This is the second time this week Bleeb seems to have too much interests in a cat’s rear end. I don’t like where this headed.

Someone is about to be crowned!

Or “Karen.” I propose that we call them “Charon”. It’s pronounced the same and is the name of the mythical ferryman who takes you to Hades, as theses people are willing to do.

the checker at my market today her name tag said “Sunshine”

Keep in mind that is is Faux News, but here you go – https://www.foxnews.com/tech/baby-named-google-swag-tech