Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2020

Such a pane in the glass!

What to they call them when they’re on the starboard side?

So then I kicked his … port.

Trying to figure if they’re single hung or double hung. Gonna be some pane involved.

You’re so transparent, I can see right through you.

after a few more they’ll both be glassy eyed…

Fred finally opens up.

That’s what I call, “Hard to port”.

I think his glass is half fool.

Tell that porthole if he’s not careful you’ll give him the “window treatment”.

She not cracked up to what people think….it’s an open and shut Case!

Would-a you like another glass-a of port, Madeira?

He was armed, it was curtains for that porthole.

What a pain in the glass.

What a bunch of window dressing.

Are their names Kurt ’n Rod?

Why are the holes on the starboard side still called portholes?

Sometimes your wife is a pane.