Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 12, 2020

New strategy today: Everyone, when we see a post later on about an outlaw with 3 graves or a frog that traveled 5001 miles, PLEASE let’s just ignore it. Maybe that will work…or not. But I think it’s worth a try.

yeah, I guess eating a Whopper with methane sounds unpalatable and unappetizing

And supposedly, Jesse James was buried upside down – so he could see where he was going….

Getting a frog is better than a deadly spider in your grapes.

Burger King gets it’s meat from cows? My dog won’t even touch their burgers.

I didn’t know Jesse James looked like Viggo Mortensen.

Jesse James volunteered to be sawed in half on an amateur magic show?

So what grass cuts methane? That story isn’t believable.

BK’s burgers taste much better than McD’s.Maybe that’s why.

Driving down the road one hot summer day, I pulled the barrier back for my sunroof. A tree frog dropped onto my girlfriend’s lap and she screamed. Poor little guy/gal (frog, not my girlfriend) had probably been trapped up there for a long time, because I couldn’t remember the last time I had opened up the glass part. I’ll bet he was as thankful as a frog can be; had to be terribly hot. We dropped him off in a wet ,wooded section along the highway.

Jesse had a summer grave in the Hamptons.

Burger King has cows?

on this day in history on September 12th 1940 The Lascaux Caves in France, with their prehistoric wall paintings, are discovered.

Christopher Columbus has at least three graves

KABLAMO! says the cow.

Take care and gesundheit.

One for Jesse and one for James.

Take care and gesundheit.

Burger King is officially off my list of places where I will buy food.

What is it the Civil War soldier, I think Jackson, that has a grave just for his severed arm?

A nondescript toad made the 5 meter journey from my neighbor’s yard to sit on my stool.

The Burger King board of directors rejected my idea of harvesting and bottling the methane gas for use in cooking at the restaurants. I sold my stock.

A little bit of Jesse is buried in all of us…

Burger Kings’ idea stinks!

Good for BK. They should capture the rest of the methane and use it to generate power or capture and sequester it. And do more research on meatless meat.

“Don’t that picture look dusty.”

BK is including lemongrass in the cows’ diets to reduce methane production. They even made a genuinely bizarre commercial about it that you can find on YouTube.

This reminds me of a line from the novel Centennial: Two skulls were presented to a panel of Mexicans in Colorado. Their task was to determine which one belonged to Pancho Villa. The decision was worthy of King Solomon himself: The larger skull belonged to Pancho Villa, adult man. The smaller skull belonged to Pancho Villa at say, age fifteen.

Jesse was one of the first to keep a backup…

⇧ high school harry

your comments about the media are fanciful, to say the least. not sure what, exactly, the ‘socialist liberal’ media might be, except for some sort of hallucination you experience, but the press in general instantly reported on the events you incorrectly described. you need to adjust your meds and stop thinking that lies will go unnoticed…

Re: B.K. Cows or Cattle? Milkshakes or burgers?

So are these the self firing / self cooking burgers I have heard so much about?