Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 09, 2011

This whole thing is ham-handed…

Hamless - oops I mean the Scottish Plate…

Perhaps it was but a small ham, you know a “Hamlet”?

It couldn’t have gotten far. Check the hamper.

There are plenty of hams on that space station.

Maybe it’s just a hamless prank. Let’s hope it doesn’t spiral out of control.

Check the pawn shops to see if it might have been ham-hocked.

Probably he ate it just before his last alien abduction about an hour ago, and therefore doesn’t remember doing so.

(To Be Continued… same Ham-Time, same Ham-Channel…)

I’m beginning to develop a case of Hamophobia.

It’s out getting hammered with the boys.

They’er tring to see how much ham time they can get.

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Did I miss Easter?

But don’t you still have Shem and Japheth? There’s Noah need to panic. This will be a great story ark.

They need to go on a picnic in the country and get smoked.

I see this plot being hamstringed and Ensign Kenny will pay the price.

Maybe it was hamibalism! (Y’know, when pigs eat ham…)

At the rate Brewster goes though ham, you’d think he’d be cured by now.

Argh, all these comments are ham-fisted!

Maybe they lost the communications satellite and someone is rigging up a ham radio station…

I’m betting Cliff got hammered

Do you think Pam thinks Brewster is hamdsome? All right, I got here late…didn’t think there would be any leftovers…Mmmmmmmm…ham…..oh yeah and bacon bacon bacon…..

What happend to the boar who wet to Holly wood?

He became a ham.

I REFUSE TO MAKE A PUN ABOUT HAM.

It’s a matter of principle.

Besides, all the good ones have been taken.

A work by Bacon, unless I’m mistaken, Caused Brewster’s eyes to glaze; When he did awaken, his ham had been taken, And now his dismay he displays!

(I’m a poet; did ya know it?)

You can purchase a HAM at “Hollister II”…. but try to avoid the scenic route!

I’d like to quit reading these puns, but what can I do? My hams are tied.

This looks like a job for Mike Hammer. Or Ham Spade.

I could say that someone jacked his pork, but I need to keep things clean.

Deus commodo muto consisto quem meus canis sententia existo - Which, in a very ham-fisted way, with generosity, comes close to being

(the Latin is something rather different literally and I have no idea why this site translated it so)

Somethings not kosher on the R.U. Sirius.