That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 02, 2020

The custodians at the Mosque hated it when one of the members came to services on an elephant.

No, you you move aside – I have the right of way.

You know the saying; The bigger the ride, the smaller the…

Why do you drive that thing? Don’t you realize how much fuel it uses? You never actually use if or hauling stuff, and you’re ruining the environment!

“Yeah, he’s bigger than I need, but he works for peanuts.”

“Your other left!”

“Yes , the ride is nice and I can see real well but she only gets a couple miles to the peanut. “

‘what do i call him, you ask? tiny…’

This fight over a parking spot won’t end well.

“Look at the ass on that elephant”

I say, you wouldn’t happen to have any Grey Poupon, would you ?

As Richard Hammond and James May use a variety of local transports, Jeremy Clarkson continues to catch up using a car only.

Auctioned by Christies in 2019 for 225,000 pounds. https://www.christies.com/lotfinder/Lot/edwin-lord-weeks-american-18491903-before-the-6199522-details.aspx. Supposed to be the Jami Masjid in Mathura, but the minaret isn’t right. Don’t get thrown off by pictures labelled as the Mathura mosque that are actually the mosque of the same name in Delhi; in particular, TripAdvisor can’t be bothered to get that right.

Mr Ed: “So Horton, you still hearing those imaginary voices?”

“Yeah, I know the view is better from up there, but I sure wouldn’t want to pay the fuel bills.”

Abdullah parallel parking his Ele-Hummer with a little help from Hadji.

“We will win the world’s respect when we are the first Middle Eastern nation to orbit the earth! But first you need to use your elephant to straighten the rocket as it has gotten crooked. THEN you will suit up and win glory as our choice of astronaut to ride in the world’s first open air capsule! Oh the sights you will see!”

What? No firearms, explosions, or smoke machines? Obviously this is fictional meeting.

Saw this on a Hornblower episode… right before they discovered there was plague in the town

“The nearest Starbucks? Sure. You just follow the caravan trail to the first big dune and take a left. Take a right at the second oasis, the one with two palms, and it’ll be about half a mile on your left. You can’t miss it.”

“Want to race that pachyderm of yours against my pony? First one around the mosque wins! Loser buys the hashish.”

Before the great Jami Masjid mosque, Mathura, India or Before A Mosque: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Weeks_Edwin_Before_A_Mosque_1883.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has strip coloration image.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/weeks_edwin_lord.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/edwin-lord-weeks 

http://www.newtonma.gov/gov/historic/events/past/artists/artists/weeks.asp 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/w/weeks/biograph.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/Weeks_Edwin_Lord.html 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Edwin.Lord.Weeks 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/edwin-lord-weeks/biography 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Edwin_Lord_Weeks/22064/Edwin_Lord_Weeks.aspx 

https://prabook.com/web/edwin.weeks/3763012 

https://galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-1689--weeks-edwin-lord-.htm 

https://www.edwinlordweeks.org/biography.html 

http://hoocher.com/Edwin_Lord_Weeks/Edwin_Lord_Weeks.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2527 (September 1, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Yes maam. I’ve looked everywhere for Dumbo. But you know, he can get a lot farther than I can on horseback.

The last meeting between a Democrat and Republican that were willing to talk to each other.

Don’t come to a tusk fight without an elephant.

i like the house but the up stairs has no glass in bedroom, can you fix that before i buy?

“No. … No. … I haven’t seen a mouse.”

“Oh good!”

Don’t make an ass of yourself.