That’s great. No need to murder poor creatures for leather. But I won’t be surprised if environmental activists and global warming alarmists begin cactus activisim.
My wife’s aunt used to run out into the street and clean up after a delivery horse had left a “package” in front of her house. She used it for fertilizer in her garden.
on this day in history on September 17th 1787 The Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia approves the constitution for the United States of America.
Remove the thorns. Feed cacti to cows. Kill cows. Turn hide into leather.
Oh, wait, you mean turn cacti into leather without involving cows or other animals? Impossible, as leather is defined as “a material made from the skin of an animal by tanning or a similar process.” They may be making a “leather-like” product but not actual leather.
Before their successful leath-tier business, Veladre and Cazarez attempted to create a cheaper glitter substitute for Pinatas made of a giant silver charm they found visiting Kentucky. Then they accidentally stepped on poop on their way back home.
Please don’t use glitter. Microbeads, plastic water bottles, etc. are currently almost impossible to avoid, but people are trying alternatives. Also, please don’t release balloons into the air (they endanger animals and litter the countryside).
eromlig over 4 years ago
OK, here we go…
eromlig over 4 years ago
NO jar of horse poop ever sold for $201.Renry Hushman invented nothing.Mexican Entrepreneurs are not subject to spoonerizing.
Take a break and God forbid.
Leroy over 4 years ago
Someone’s making road-apple pie!
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
cactus leather… how interesting (just watch out for any forgotten pricks)
Caldonia over 4 years ago
It kinda looks like not-redheaded Conan O’Brien invented modern glitter.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Did the poop come with a certificate of authenticity?
flashdrive1988 over 4 years ago
Does the poop come with DNA authentication?
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
Why would anyone buy 23 year old horse crap?
Gent over 4 years ago
That’s great. No need to murder poor creatures for leather. But I won’t be surprised if environmental activists and global warming alarmists begin cactus activisim.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Ugh. Fools and their money! I’m convinced their are people who will literally buy anything!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lucky for Henry he has passed away. I would’ve filled his car with glitter.
cdnalor over 4 years ago
I’ve never worn leather pants and I,m not about to start if those guys are making them.
derdave969 over 4 years ago
My wife’s aunt used to run out into the street and clean up after a delivery horse had left a “package” in front of her house. She used it for fertilizer in her garden.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
the fact that someone gathered horse poop and devised a way to make money from it is not surprising.
what IS surprising is that there are individuals out there that would fork over 200 for a jar of horse poop..
On second thought, I guess that isn’t surprising either
J Short over 4 years ago
Hopefully they are using those stinking pear cactus, and not the Saguaro cactus.
Attwater's prairie chicken over 4 years ago
on this day in history on September 17th 1787 The Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia approves the constitution for the United States of America.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
why did they collect the horse poop in the first place? and who would want to buy it? what did they need the horse poop for?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 4 years ago
I hope the leather is free of prickly needles!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Betty Poop intoned a charming song about jarred poop.. Oo-Poop-ee-Doo.
Take care and gesundheit.
heathcliff2 over 4 years ago
Will cacti become popular again? Some of them are listed as endangered species.
prabbit237 over 4 years ago
Simple way to make leather from cacti:
Remove the thorns. Feed cacti to cows. Kill cows. Turn hide into leather.
Oh, wait, you mean turn cacti into leather without involving cows or other animals? Impossible, as leather is defined as “a material made from the skin of an animal by tanning or a similar process.” They may be making a “leather-like” product but not actual leather.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
No, I don’t believe it. That’s a load of horse pucky.
Ricky Bennett over 4 years ago
And one of the most popular tourist items in Alaska are swizzle sticks with a moose nugget (poop) on the end. Lacquered, but still…
dmagoon202ii over 4 years ago
Is cactus “leather” harder to make than a “silk purse” out of a sow’s ear?
Petemejia77 over 4 years ago
Before their successful leath-tier business, Veladre and Cazarez attempted to create a cheaper glitter substitute for Pinatas made of a giant silver charm they found visiting Kentucky. Then they accidentally stepped on poop on their way back home.
Shave the bear, Lard mess.
petersenkep over 4 years ago
Please don’t use glitter. Microbeads, plastic water bottles, etc. are currently almost impossible to avoid, but people are trying alternatives. Also, please don’t release balloons into the air (they endanger animals and litter the countryside).
spaced man spliff over 4 years ago
What about bull poop? Or is that a lot of B S?
Wise1 over 4 years ago
Where’s Jason snake lover when he’s needed!
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
I find it hard to picture a leather-skinned Saguaro cactus…
FreyatheWanderer over 4 years ago
Leather made from cacti? Cattle (and animal lovers) rejoice! Break out the champagne – the good stuff!