Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2020

{Brings in a stack of parchment, quills, and ink.}

“Hey… Sir Rodney… you think the King might be in a bad mood??”

(Smirk!)

At least he didn’t hang you upside-down this time.

It was worth it.

I KNEW Rodney should have given him an accordion…

And he was sentenced for four days, golf? Geddit? I’ll get my coat….

Is that a pun on “Fore”?

You should never joke about instruments of torture. Rodney still doesn’t seem to have learned that.

with Rodney’s scrawny arms, I’m surprised that they found cuffs that small!

Well, he wasn’t wrong.

When the fink asks you to hand him his bagpipes, just do it, wise guy.

In a strip about 30± years ago, Garfield call the golf clubs Doggie Whackers.

this king is really fit for the job in this monarchy.

Maybe bagpipes

What, exactly, would you do with your instruments of torture in the throne room? Oh yeah. Rough toilet paper. aaah!

The King is taking lessons from Trump.

Even worse than a two-stroke penalty.

Could be worse… nine iron to the noogies, for instance.

Think before you speak.

Whew! I thought he was going to wheel in a TV and turn it to one of the network news stations!

“Now, watch where I’m gonna put this putter…” ☺

I don’t think that Rodney could have won in that situation, no matter what he brought!

“It was worth it.”

Oh no, not the comfy chair!

Good one.

I’m with Rodney. When my dad use to have me play caddie. So he didn’t have to pay for one or haul his own clubs. I thought Golf was torture and wondered if I was being punished.

Rodney hit the weak spot of the fink.