Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2020

Bleeb is waving at everyone that passes by. While he samples the pies.

Maybe sell meadow muffins.

Talking cows? Holy sh…oh, never mind.

I too believe that the problem is too flaky crusts.

Fuel in some countries.

Maybe they need a different recipe.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/9453/cow-pies/

The horses weren’t doing any better with their “road apples”.

Maybe the filling is much too moist and setting them in the sun for awhile would help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg

Bleeb is doing fine

I didn’t realize Holsteins came in brown.

Um what are they made of?

“Well, Bossy, I’ll tell ya. It’s about the branding, and ALL about the branding, and I don’t mean that burn-mark on yer butt!”

Welp! Time for more wisdoms from Grampa…

My ol’ Grampa once told me: “Dobe, you need to keep all your skills sharp boy, ‘cause this ol’ world is full of ne’er-do-wells, nitwits, nincompoops, nuckleheads, and numbskulls. Now son, one o’ them words starts with a “k”… and if you can’t figure out which one it is, then you are one!”

Timing and location is everything. This would’ve been a goldmine on the Oregon Trail in 1850.

“They’re cherry” / “Ooh.” / “We fertilized the trees ourselves.” / “ I’m outta here.”

Perhaps your stand is too close to the Buffalo Chips stand, chips are easier to carry and eat.

Marketing, marketing, marketing… and maybe a re-brand…

I think this is a revenge plot from Chick Fil-A. The Cow Patty cafe, right across the street, is not doing any better.

The maid in the movie “The Help” could have been a customer.

Fresh squeezed! What could be better?

Sorta like Moose Turd Pie?

They need to attract the Dung Beetle crowd.

Ah, yer fulla bull.

There was actually a science fiction story about an alien tourist fad of buying cow patties as works of art. The fad finally died out with the aliens realized most of the art was BS. :)