Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2020

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    Say What? Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Iā€™m certain Wiley drew this comic weeks in advance but the timing worked out really well.

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Needs a few more devices beyond plyers and a whip. Alsoā€¦ ā€œIntimidationā€ goes a long ways! Blood splattered across the ā€œWelcomeā€ Mat would aid in getting anything you want! ;)

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Back to the comic {ahem} Budget cuts mean theyā€™re down to a cat-o-six-tails now.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I want a doormat that says ā€œAll hope abandon ye who enter hereā€.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Cheating on your taxes earns you an embrace from the Iron Maiden!

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    braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Trump Disciples celebrate Trumpā€™s illegal years of TAX EVASION and believe it ā€˜makes him smartā€™.

    Just like they do his illegal use of campaign funds to pay off porn stars.

    They believe his phony ban of travel from China was the ONLY thing that could have been done about the virus.

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    They even believe that they are not part of the ā€˜suckers and losersā€™ that Trump expresses such contempt for and that they are not part of the ā€˜disgusting peopleā€™ that Trump hates to shake hands with.

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    Now, they have witnessed the fact that he is completely incapable of controlling himself or adhering to debate rules for literally TWO MINUTES.

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    #TraitorTrump

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    I want to be a consultant.

    https://fox40.com/news/political-connection/nyt-report-indicates-trump-paid-ivanka-747622-in-consulting-fees-then-deducted-them-from-taxes/

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    Thank you everyone. Sounds like dadā€™s doing well

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    Moonlighting/gaslighting ā€œInfluencerā€ from last Saturday.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Taxes are for those who canā€™t afford tax attorneys. They donā€™t really spread the wealth, they just level out the playing field for the poor and middle class.

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    phredturner  over 4 years ago

    ā€¦and Trump is beloved by the Christian Taliban

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    WCLamb  over 4 years ago

    Tax returns would mean very little to 85% of the people who were clamoring for copies of Trumpā€™s tax statements, and in Trumpā€™s defenseā€¦ if he took advantage of ALL of the the tax code as ALL Americans are supposed to do ā€” to minimize their own tax burdens it would be the fault of those who created the tax code over the past generations as favors to their friends and cohorts, not the current president. So everybody waving this false flag is only feeding another distraction to the election.

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    retpost  over 4 years ago

    Cartoon is realistic; I had a math error in my return and mailed in a check to make up for it. After four weeks it had not been cashed. I called the IRS and was told due to covid-19 the were at least 8 or more weeks behind on anything that had been mailed after July first due to covid-19ā€™.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    Do you get the feeling Wiley had a bad encounter with the IRS. This seems to be a recurring theme.

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    richsunaz3642  over 4 years ago

    you got that right

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Joe just needs to let Buttercup rant until the moderator (Chris Wallace blew the job) somehow plugs the outlet, then ask for his allotted time. Use the time for stating policies and plans, avoid responding to personal attacks and slurs against his family, and just try to get himself across to viewers. He needs show how he plans to bring this country back to its one-time proud standing in the world arena. He also needs to demonstrate that he will be able to reunite the disparate sections of the country.

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    David P. McLaughlin  over 4 years ago

    DD Wiz: I didnā€™t vote for Trump to be my RELIGIOUS leader, I voted for what he promised to DO. He HAS done a LOT of what he promised! [Unlike most previous Republican politicians that promised a lot and did nothing.] It was idiot Independent and Democrat voters who put Democrats like Nancy Pelosi in charge of the House, starting in 2019. Nancy teamed up with lying slime like Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler, to PREVENT action on infrastructure by wasting 2 YEARS on bull crap ā€˜collusionā€™ and ā€˜Impeachableā€™ phone calls. The declassified documents prove HILLARY paid for ā€˜the Dossierā€™ [which was misinformation FROM A RUSSIAN SPY!] Never-Trump slimeball Republicans like McCain [who passed it along,] and Comey, [who DIDNā€™T TELL the FISA Court Judges the FBI knew it was BOGUS,] used it to illegally obtain warrants to spy on Trump, and his campaign. The people RUNNING the CIA, and NSA, EAGERLY joined the spying on Trump. [Their text messages prove this!] And, even if Obama didnā€™t verbally ORDER the spying, he certainly knew about it! After Trump WON, the CONTINUED action against him by these agencies CAN be called an attempted coup! [I hope all the info about the Biden family cashing in on his Vice Presidency will be published; The video with ā€˜quid-pro-Joeā€™ BRAGGING about getting the Ukrainian prosecutor fired that was investigating Burisma and Hunter Biden, is easily obtainable, but Iā€™m sure HASNā€™T been shown on NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, ABC!]

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    Thinkingblade  over 4 years ago

    Having been through an IRS audit before ā€¦ the light pointing at the chair must be much larger and brighter. The rest is about right.

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    They really donā€™t need to be more intimidating.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Odd but true fact: Of all the people chosen for Auditing by the IRS computers, half of them end up getting a Refund.

    Thatā€™s because when people Honestly screw up the Math, they are just as likely to pay Too Much and they are to pay too little.

    Itā€™s the people who Dishonestly screw up the math who need to worry. And they catch most of Those because, at first glance, it often Looks like they paid too much.

    Thatā€™s because the guy who makes $250,000 and fills out a return claiming he only made $150,000 has no idea what the correct deductions are for an income of $150,000. So, he usually overpays for that income level, knowing heā€™s trying to hide the other $100,000 and the taxes he owes on That.

    Experienced auditors can quickly tell the difference between lousy math skills and outright Lies on a tax return.

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