Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 18, 2020

Been there, aunty. I feel for you.

I’ll bet it wasn’t what Ralph (?) had in mind either.

Be careful what you ask for.

Fibromyalgia gives me hot and cold flashes. I am about to hit menopause – late, admittedly. Good thing we have ceiling fans all over the house.

Reason number 8 why I am glad I am not a girl.

“Mental pause”, old girl.

Aunty, Walt has been known to say that you’re too hot to handle.

Still a hot chick, it just comes in flashes

Huh. 32-year cancer survivor here: Consider yourself lucky. I had cancer instead. . .

For sure.

A former co-worker and I prayed for years that we could have hot flashes so we wouldn’t get cold – it never happened for either of us … and we both still run cold!

It has been said, he does have a sense of humor.

Hence the reason I’m being cremated. It’s the only way I’ll have a smoking hot body.

God has a very Juvenile sense of Humor.

I’m 71 and still have flushes. However, when I started at about 52, the flashes were horrific!

Amen to that!