JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 15, 2020

Marketing.

Burning hydrocarbons and life, consuming carbohydrates, produce water as it is oxidized.

A rip-off.

What’s with the semi ticked-off look, Marcie?

It’s recycled water. First the dinosaurs drank the water, then…

Purified water

This reminds me of the bit on “All in the Family” where Mike and Archie debated about the fact that there was tap water for drinking and water that went into the toilet bowl and “how does the water know which way it’s supposed to go?”

Next, JoJo is going to figure out that “Evian” is “Naive” spelled backwards. I remember once hearing a stand-up comic (can’t remember who) say “Evian” is French for “Tap”.

Expensive

It’s filtered water, Jojo.

There are companies selling new water made from hydrogen gas and oxygen. You also get new water out of your car’s exhaust, be it gasoline, diesel or hydrogen powered.

Pretty much the same thing that comes out of your faucet, JoJo.

I’m glad that Robb’s doing something on water, about which most people are stunningly ignorant.

Much like beer, no one buys water, they only rent it.

A very evil scam.

Dihydrogen monoxide is in places you never thought of. It’s insidious!

Water is constantly recycled, thank heaven.

Simply relabeled water. The same type of advertising scam to a gullible public that brought us “Diamonds are forever” in the 30’s.

It is water.

It’s former dinosaur pee.

The thing that’s destroying the environment.

Burn some hydrogen gas – presto, new water. Sure, it may have been part of water previously, but not with the same Oxygen atoms. New.

I’ll show you! I’ll burn some hydrogen bearing compounds and capture the steam that gets released from the combustion reaction so I can condense it into actual new water!

Sorry to be cynical but its probably just filtered tap water

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The bottles are mostly new.

That’s big business. Probably sold by the very companies that polluted the water.

Finished my read-through of every single JumpStart strip!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

The stuff in the bottles is Crystal Pepsi™, endorsed by Van Halen!

The flood waters from Noah’s day are still with us. That is why we have less land because that water had to go somewhere. Plus more water from the ice caps melting. Just a fact.