Years ago, while driving through rural Maryland, I passed the gate into “Old McDonald’s Farm”. Parked next to it was the farmer’s pickup truck, properly emblazoned. Its license number? EIEIO
We’ve received an incredible amount of rain this year, not even including the remnants of various tropical storms/hurricanes that have come through. After no-longer Beta, my lawn smells like a swamp. Instead of “hi” in our emails, my local friends and I say “Quack! Quack!” And, yes, I would very much love to send some of this rain to the West Coast.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
…The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
It’s all a front for Animal Farm . Some animals are more equal than others.
jreckard over 4 years ago
Next scene … Old McDonald came to harm.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Prior to the burger business.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
somebody goose him…
iggyman over 4 years ago
The duck is trying to Quack him up!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I think the farmer is a quack.
jel354 over 4 years ago
The duck was not billed as a top performer.
seattlesince57 over 4 years ago
And to think ole’ McDonald started with nothing more than a vegetable garden and a shake maker, err,a dream.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Years ago, while driving through rural Maryland, I passed the gate into “Old McDonald’s Farm”. Parked next to it was the farmer’s pickup truck, properly emblazoned. Its license number? EIEIO
uniquename over 4 years ago
He doesn’t seem to have the knack, knack of this game.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
NEXT!
JustAnotherGreatScott over 4 years ago
Can I be around for the chicken? Sounds like… luck luck here? Uh, buck buck here?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Farm fowl don’t normally bring up whacking.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
We’ve received an incredible amount of rain this year, not even including the remnants of various tropical storms/hurricanes that have come through. After no-longer Beta, my lawn smells like a swamp. Instead of “hi” in our emails, my local friends and I say “Quack! Quack!” And, yes, I would very much love to send some of this rain to the West Coast.
redback over 4 years ago
BINGO!
zeexenon over 4 years ago
I know, ooh, ooh, a duck billed platypus. It’s an egg laying mammal.
Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago
The cow is wearing a muumuu.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Is this why they started Farm Aid?
mwksix over 4 years ago
I’m just sayin’, he’d better DUCK!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
That duck looks so disappointed!
FreihEitner Premium Member over 4 years ago
Aflac!