Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg,
It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,
Hopping around on a peg,
Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,
‘Cos now you can’t kneel down and beg,
Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg.
Did they have right and left shoes in those days?
Well, the mateys now have their captain pegged.
So that’s the chest he left behind with all the left boots.
He needs to go to The Pirate Exchange. Surely there’s a buccaneer somewhere with a right peg.
I’ve heard of booty calls…but this is ridiculous…
They found the pirate’s booty!
Is that a foot locker?
How did that chest get “left” behind in the first place?
I’m wondering if Dave got the idea for this because last Saturday was Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Ahh, found the booty(ie).
Arr. Let’s boot him out, I say. Mutiny! Arrr!
Booty!
A week too late for Talk Like A Pirate Day, matey! What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes? 8 pirates!
Take ‘em to Lafite’s Second Hand store.
The next one will have his spare hooks and eye patches..
ARRRRRGH!
Take your pick, boys, that is your pay for the month. AARRRGH!
Pirate booty!!!!
Loot-boot, who can keep track?
The socks were lost in the dryer.
Any boot that remains behind is a left boot.
This story needs a reboot…
Why did he bury all those boots, in case his left foot grew back?
Pirate booty! ;-)
July 17, 2015
RobinHood about 4 years ago
Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg,
It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,
Hopping around on a peg,
Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,
‘Cos now you can’t kneel down and beg,
Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Did they have right and left shoes in those days?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, the mateys now have their captain pegged.
wiatr about 4 years ago
So that’s the chest he left behind with all the left boots.
eromlig about 4 years ago
He needs to go to The Pirate Exchange. Surely there’s a buccaneer somewhere with a right peg.
b.m.razzilla about 4 years ago
I’ve heard of booty calls…but this is ridiculous…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
They found the pirate’s booty!
fullmoondeb Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is that a foot locker?
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
How did that chest get “left” behind in the first place?
VictoryRider about 4 years ago
I’m wondering if Dave got the idea for this because last Saturday was Talk Like a Pirate Day.
gokar 4,la about 4 years ago
Ahh, found the booty(ie).
Gent about 4 years ago
Arr. Let’s boot him out, I say. Mutiny! Arrr!
Tom about 4 years ago
Booty!
kartis about 4 years ago
A week too late for Talk Like A Pirate Day, matey! What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes? 8 pirates!
MichaelHelwig about 4 years ago
Take ‘em to Lafite’s Second Hand store.
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
The next one will have his spare hooks and eye patches..
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
ARRRRRGH!
garcoa about 4 years ago
Take your pick, boys, that is your pay for the month. AARRRGH!
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pirate booty!!!!
petermerck about 4 years ago
Loot-boot, who can keep track?
J Short about 4 years ago
The socks were lost in the dryer.
guitarpicker56 about 4 years ago
Any boot that remains behind is a left boot.
Ricky Bennett about 4 years ago
This story needs a reboot…
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
Why did he bury all those boots, in case his left foot grew back?
Shadowlands about 4 years ago
Pirate booty! ;-)