That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 14, 2020

Maria didn’t want her husband to her with her toy dangling from her dress.

Woman, about to slip the poison into her husband’s nightcap

“What? Oh this thing, it’s, um, a foot massager.”

What is that dangling from her dress? Is that a light-saber, or a vibrator? I won’t judge – I’m cool with either one.

“Honeeey, I’ve got a surprise for you. But you have to close your eyes. And your life insurance has to be paid up to date.”

“Sooooo! I burned the schnitzel, Herr Doktor Freud. Sometimes a schnitzel is just a schnitzel!”

“I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it!”

That thing looks naughty. Did they have ‘D’ cell batteries back then?

eva’s dress puller offer chord was all the rage among the smart set…

“Oh that thing, just pull on it and my dress opens like a set of drapes.”

Really, what is that thing?

Losing her nunchucks from the fold in her dress where she had hid them.

She’s hiding her nickle but forgot all about the pipe hanging from her dress.

You can relax, Mathilda – Florida’s an “open carry” State.

Different size heads; it must be a training model.

She hid the Aces in her dress, but they kept slipping right through onto the floor.

Everyone called her ‘Busty’ for her use of the brass head-knocker she carried to clobber anyone who used her nickname in a salacious way. (Most men found it advisable just to call her “Miss”)

If you read all the tag, the consumer can remove it. I do!!!

Excuse me while I whip this out…

Steve: What’s up? You focussed on the tag on the floor and not the phallic portrayal?

Let me just tuck my coin purse in here……and my lipstick……oh, and my lighter…..

Bertha burying Beau’s billet-doux in her bust bank between her boobs before Boris barges in.

The letter or A lady in a living room or The secret: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Moritz_Stifter_Das_Geheimnis_1885.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly letter size painting.

http://www.altekunst-vienna.com/frontend/scripts/index.php?groupId=0&productId=1477&setMainAreaTemplatePath=mainarea_productdetail.html&query=Stifter 

http://www.askart.com/artist/Moritz_Stifter/11072857/Moritz_Stifter.aspx 

both have info about this artist (again, if the last is expanded to include details not currently shown, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s perhaps indirectly pointed to by the title URL, his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moritz_Stifter 

and links it points to (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/10/02?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there pointed to the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2534 (September 13, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

You know, it’s not really much of a secret if you wear it out in the open.

The electric device that she bought/ was for fun, and to have it she ought./ But the pleasure she sought/ may soon come to naught../it appears she’s about to get caught. (Those are the instructions on the floor…)

after seeing lord Jeffrey, lady Alice had to check her pacemaker to be sure she doesn’t get the vapors. he was that handsome.

The instructions said “In case of emergency, pull cord to properly inflate”. Looks like she is about to do so.

Okay, Lena, I’m standing on the stool. Are you going to shorten this dress or not?