Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 27, 2020

Human ham?

Thankfully Leo wasn’t cutting the cheese.

The Pig and the Pendulum?

Red Green would be proud!

Noted celebrity chef Vincent Price had one of these in his kitchen.

Mayo instead of mustard on a ham sandwich? He truly is a monster!

Such a joy.

I guess Leopold is too lazy to use a knife but genius for the swinging blade…

“The Ham and the Pendulum” Good read, great lunch!

as seen on TV

Did not expect to see a Safeway like ham.. a puppy or perhaps a baby would make for a tender tasty sandwich.

Grandiose, but effective….

That, for one, ISN’T the unkindest cut! :D

I am impressed, Leopold is so fast to be able to catch the ham. Does he get a second slice when the pendulum returns?

Nothing more satisfying than a well designed tool. Little worse than a poor one.

Didn’t the Addams Family have one of those? They need one.

Leopold has more fun! I just cut my ham with a kitchen knife….