Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 02, 2020

All dogs are good boys or good girls.

Not so much a trick question as just insensitive. Though anybody who names their dog ‘Rex’ is likely less than perfectly civilized.

If I’m so damn’ good, why’d you have those things cut off me??

The trick is how the man is sitting on an invisible chair.

Hey mister, your chair left you!!

Neuticals!

I hump one leg then this happens!

Not a trick question. They all are, or at least can be if the human is decent

Seriously, he doesn’t know. You HAVE to tell him.

Poor Rex.

It’s cruelty against the poor animal.

Hey, they didn’t remove all your genitalia. Or did they?

Go ahead, hump his leg they said. It’ll be fun they said.