Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 07, 2020

This is reminiscent of the old joke that starts out “Why does the Jewish American Princess bride smile as she walks up the aisle?” But I just can’t remember the punch line. (Nobody help me out.)

John won’t get many ‘likes’ on this one.

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The late (and very much missed) Gamble Rogers used to tell a story about the town sheriff who one day announced: “I think I’ll get married next year. I’m tired of holding my stomach in.”

that must be a universal thought!

just so long’s she puts it on in the right locations…

She wants a baby.

Hope She’s a good cook ?

Isn’t the classic answer a rather cruder version of “Thank God, I’ll never have to give oral sex again!”

Ouch, the truth hurts.

Seems to be a Team effort rather then a solo act.

Oy! Get a load of her mother….FAT and SASSY!

Art work is great! ….and just maybe He’ll get beer belly….

And so can he…

Or: “Thank God! At last I don’t have to worry about gaining weight!”

“And be able to breathe when I throw out my damn corsets.

and stop pretending to want to get laid.

Saw my ex-wife. She was so fat, I didn’t recognize her. I figured out who she was by her voice. My friend who was with me, said later, “I saw your face, and knew what you were going through.” He also said,“She walked up to me a couple of months ago and started talking to me. I had no idea who it was till much later.”

He’s thinking, our honey moon is just the beginning. She is so hot.

ain’t that the truth

The original artwork was interesting. Almost as if the 1950’s put out a comic book guide for women n “happy marriages”. I wonder what the guy is thinking he can give up now?

You’ll look good in Baby Fat.

He’s thinking:" I can start sitting around in my underwear again!"

A thought shared by 99 percent of women on their wedding day.

“Now he’s got his trophy wife and I can be his bowling pin”…

Apropos of nothing – what food causes more divorces than any other? Submit your answers here….

This explains a LOT!!!

As the husband I will take healthy and happy over skinny and pissed any day of the week.