Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 07, 2020

Okay. You’re ugly too.

It counts if you have a split personality.

Perchance he has a split personality and they disagree on the diagnosis.

Never mind, I got two others: My brother-in-law disagrees with your diagnosis, and my “smart” neighbor disagrees with the course of action you’re suggesting.

Get a diagnosis from WebMD and a second opinion from MayoClinic.org.

You’re still getting double-billed.

Medication side effects include double vision and double billing. Vision can be corrected with these very expensive glasses. While they last, get an additional pair for free. Just pay separate shipping and handling.

If a doctor (I’m an Internal Medicine doctor) doesn’t offer you a second opinion opportunity, then switch doctors. A second opinion is always worth it.

Opinions don’t count in science, first or second.

A weird side effect related to Doc’s double vision.

“Coming soon… General Hospital …in 3-D!”

Doctor: “You’re too fat!”

Patient: “I’d like a second opinion”

Doctor: “You’re ugly too!”

I think it is pretty funny. And so do I.

Which is why a second review should come from a doctor who is out of the 1st doctor’s network.

And saying I’m ugly doesn’t count as an objective medical opinion.

so i guess ’i’m of two minds’ would also be out…

Doctors says, “I think you have laryngitis.” Patient says, " I think I want a second opinion." Doctor says, “OK…, how about strep throat?”