I like working from home. I recently had a video conference with my boss. His was a rather nondescript spare bedroom. Mine is a corner office with a view of a lake.
To be fair, my wife and I are empty nesters and have more bedrooms than we need. The mortgage is paid off so we would gain little by downsizing.
A cop from the town I lived in called embezzling the crime du jour. A former girlfriend, who was an architect got ripped off for $150,000; which turned into $300,000. Her secretary was recording payments to various contractors while the whole time the secretary was giving the money to herself. When the contractors eventually came for their money, my girlfriend was not only out of the $150,000, she had to come up with another $150,000 to pay them. Turned out the secretary had been arrested years before for the same crime in a different town. She eventually killed herself while in jail.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
But Wilson seems to be doing all right for himself.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
However, as an embezzler, you’re superb.
PICTO almost 4 years ago
His monthly expense account claims for tuxedo rental should have been a clue.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
You can’t doubt his ability, but you can doubt his intention
dflak almost 4 years ago
I like working from home. I recently had a video conference with my boss. His was a rather nondescript spare bedroom. Mine is a corner office with a view of a lake.
To be fair, my wife and I are empty nesters and have more bedrooms than we need. The mortgage is paid off so we would gain little by downsizing.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Hmmm! I’m rethinking your position at the company, Wilson!
J Short almost 4 years ago
A cop from the town I lived in called embezzling the crime du jour. A former girlfriend, who was an architect got ripped off for $150,000; which turned into $300,000. Her secretary was recording payments to various contractors while the whole time the secretary was giving the money to herself. When the contractors eventually came for their money, my girlfriend was not only out of the $150,000, she had to come up with another $150,000 to pay them. Turned out the secretary had been arrested years before for the same crime in a different town. She eventually killed herself while in jail.
saltylife16 almost 4 years ago
Wilson has gotten real comfortable in his job.
petermerck almost 4 years ago
His wife thinks he’s doing a great job.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
YOU THINK…..
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I think he’s my tax preparer.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
My accountant’s name really is Wilson!
KEA almost 4 years ago
I don’t think it’s his abilities; I think it’s his focus that needs attention
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Maybe because he keeps throwing the book at you.
Mediatech almost 4 years ago
For lesser crimes you go to prison. For grand larceny, you go to Congress.
tinstar almost 4 years ago
Personally, I would say, Wilson is doing very well as a bookkeeper.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 4 years ago
Example of why some wish to avoid having their financial records examined.
abraxas almost 4 years ago
Oh, Wilson’;s doin’ fine.