So here it is January 2nd, pick a year, Target has its racks of women’s swimwear out on the sales floor and all of the non tanned non toned teens and women trying the new season’s styles on their pasty bodies are heard to scream…AAACK!!!
We have seen Rita in a bikini before. Quite some time ago she hosted a pool party. Andy, Carolina, and Dana were also in bikinis. Wait, Rita may have been in a one-piece I can’t quite remember. By the way, Scott, I really loved that day’s comic. Can you run that again? It’s the one where she was having pictures taken for social media.
I’m loving this “Be careful what you wish for” response! It reminds me of the joke where a man, after rubbing a magic lantern, asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie promptly grants the wish and the man is surrounded by a gigantic herd of male deer…
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
She’s channeling her inner Cathy.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thanks for the laugh, guys. Needed that right now.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
Quick. Someone call her cell phone!
destry1970 over 4 years ago
you guy’s can really be tricky and still get a smile out of me, but I am still waiting for another toon with Rita in a bathing suit!
R.R.Bedford over 4 years ago
So here it is January 2nd, pick a year, Target has its racks of women’s swimwear out on the sales floor and all of the non tanned non toned teens and women trying the new season’s styles on their pasty bodies are heard to scream…AAACK!!!
Knightman Premium Member over 4 years ago
Teaser mode!!!
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
THANKS♡♡♡♡! SHE’S GORGEOUS ♡!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oooohhhh!! Ankles! (Thanks, Hagaar!)
TheDadSnorlax Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does NOT qualify
weirdme Premium Member over 4 years ago
Standart reaction!
WTFrank over 4 years ago
Bad enough to get a “Cathy” AAACK!
Nyckname over 4 years ago
Or, ya know, they can just go through the archives, looking for the pool parties.
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
I love these responses to viewer demands, er… requests.
Gent over 4 years ago
I’m sure those readers are deeply disappointed. Except for the leg enthusiasts, that is.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Up vote for the Cathy reference!!
RobinHood over 4 years ago
Was it an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini?
russellc64 over 4 years ago
You should do a calendar.
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Gams aren’t bad….
NWdryad over 4 years ago
We have seen Rita in a bikini before. Quite some time ago she hosted a pool party. Andy, Carolina, and Dana were also in bikinis. Wait, Rita may have been in a one-piece I can’t quite remember. By the way, Scott, I really loved that day’s comic. Can you run that again? It’s the one where she was having pictures taken for social media.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
If God had meant us to wear bikinis, we’d all be fit, young French women.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
LMAO Scott!!!
bigal666 over 4 years ago
Now Carolina on the other hand…
Andylit Premium Member over 4 years ago
I can wait for Halloween. That outfit last year was smokin’.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tomorrow do we get the Hot-Lips treatment to the doors? Complete with drum roll?
oakie817 over 4 years ago
thank you thank you very much
EowynWolfmoon over 4 years ago
You guys are having way too much fun with this…good for you !
drmickeyg over 4 years ago
I’m loving this “Be careful what you wish for” response! It reminds me of the joke where a man, after rubbing a magic lantern, asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie promptly grants the wish and the man is surrounded by a gigantic herd of male deer…
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now wait jut a minute here…
Wasn’t she in a black string bikini about 6 years ago?
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
She sounds like Cathy…
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
Again I say, well played…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
She looks great in a bikini and quite a bit muscular than you would expect.
JEERS TODAY though.
RobinHood over 4 years ago
July 18, 2008
Arthur Anderson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is Bill the Cat in there?
MattMcNeil over 4 years ago
Betrayral In The Common Room over 4 years ago
Cathy?
Rich C. Premium Member over 4 years ago
Technically no is seeing her in a bikini, we are all seeing her hidden behind a door.