Helpful hint: if your flashlight batteries are failing, take them out and rub the ends vigorously against rough clothing, then replace in the flashlight. You can get a few more minutes of ON/OFF use. I’ve used this trick on my camera batteries, but using a pencil eraser, and gotten another 20 photos.
Gent over 4 years ago
It must be a non homogeneous air mixture over there. Either that or it’s a teeny tiny black hole that’s bending the light.
rshive over 4 years ago
Gravitational effects.
Chris over 4 years ago
huh, must be low on light juice.
Fred over 4 years ago
are you sure it’s not the optics?
LOLBeth over 4 years ago
Getcher dead batteries, free of charge!
J Short over 4 years ago
Try those new, blue, diamond shaped batteries.
InTraining Premium Member over 4 years ago
There goes Horace… making light of his problems….!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Turn around Horace, before you end up in the dark…GASP!
Altar_Ego over 4 years ago
#lightsucker
Nyckname over 4 years ago
Or give it some Flomax.
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
limp light
Radish... over 4 years ago
Flaccid light.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Unlike with infant humans, you’re supposed to change batteries before they leak.
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
Middle aged flashlight?
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Never saw this “twist” before. Good one.
Helpful hint: if your flashlight batteries are failing, take them out and rub the ends vigorously against rough clothing, then replace in the flashlight. You can get a few more minutes of ON/OFF use. I’ve used this trick on my camera batteries, but using a pencil eraser, and gotten another 20 photos.
Ermine Notyours over 4 years ago
Maybe he’s near a black hole.
over 4 years ago
I hate it when that happens.
KEA over 4 years ago
either that, or there’s a REALLY strong gravitational source nearby. (mini-black hole perhaps?)
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Maybe if he turns the flashlight upside down?