Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 15, 2020

Make your sales quota for the month.

They’re hoping she won’t want to try on every pair in the store. Then again, she could buy their entire inventory.

This is like a dream on bad drugs!!

She might have a wooden leg. You can hear her coming, 999-thump, 999-thump, 999-

Minnie Pearl’s cousin, Millie Pede.

“Now it’s gonna be a long, long day….”

wonder if she came there on foot foot foot foot…

It’s worse when the snake comes in and says, “Jussssssst Browssssssing.”

I hope you guys are well stocked!

No worries … she only needs laces.

Do you two guys carry anything that small ?

“Sorry, we’re all out of your size.”

I’m just glad I’m not the sales associate. I’d run away screaming. I hate just about all bugs that have more than six legs, except for caterpillars and the little rolee-polees.

This reminds me of the days when shoe stores were all about individual service, and the salesman (always a man) stayed with you, and retrieved box after box from “the back” until you were satisfied. But I prefer the self-service emporiums we have today where you can browse at your own speed.

Annnnnd she’s buyyyyyying the stairway… to heaven.

Won’t one size fit all?

Look! It’s Millie Pede!

She came in barefoot. I’m betting she leaves the same way.

lemme guess… she insists on trying shoes on every foot

I remember shoe sales clerk, but I clearly loved “Payless” stores.. shop at you Own leisure..love it!

Excellent! :-)

If only you stocked her size.

It’s comfortable today—22 degrees centipede.

It’s going to be a loooooooooooong day!

Doesn’t he mean, “Jackpot!”