Perfect! I’m remembering the scene from 9 to 5, where Lily Tomlin’s, Jane Fonda’s and Dolly Parton’s characters had Dabney Coleman’s character tethered so he couldn’t escape. You might want to add one of those so he can’t roam around the stage like he did four years ago. Also, can you tie the shock collar into a lie detector so he gets shocked everytime he lies?
But on the up side, no one really needs to watch any debates between these two candidates. You either live in reality, or you subscribe to the Orange Death Cult.
That might actually work. Or I’ve got an idea: Skip the “debates” and just give each of them 5 minutes with the same 10 questions. In different rooms, at different times. And run a chyron under the video just displaying “truthfulness” on a scale of 1 to 5.
ysutliff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
After last night’s sh**show — these are definitely supplies needed for the next debate.
AMBER1 almost 4 years ago
Chris Wallace should’ve access to these in the first place if he knew what’s coming to him in the first debate!
genome_project Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The final count according to a CNN fact checker was he interrupted Joe or Chris 128 times.
DeepState almost 4 years ago
Where is the taser? Maybe the smell of burned fat would make people sick….
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
Just wondering… where were the Secret Service during the debate? It’s their job to protect both candidates, not just the sitting President.
Tralfaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Some good old reliable truth serum would keep Trump’s word count to a minimum.
VT8/VF84 almost 4 years ago
Can we borrow the Anthony Hopkins “Mask,” from “Silence of the Lambs?”
Jody H. Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Perfect! I’m remembering the scene from 9 to 5, where Lily Tomlin’s, Jane Fonda’s and Dolly Parton’s characters had Dabney Coleman’s character tethered so he couldn’t escape. You might want to add one of those so he can’t roam around the stage like he did four years ago. Also, can you tie the shock collar into a lie detector so he gets shocked everytime he lies?
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Should have drug tested Trump, he was like a crap throwing chimpanzee on speed.
Daeder almost 4 years ago
But on the up side, no one really needs to watch any debates between these two candidates. You either live in reality, or you subscribe to the Orange Death Cult.
Just vote Blue.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
That might actually work. Or I’ve got an idea: Skip the “debates” and just give each of them 5 minutes with the same 10 questions. In different rooms, at different times. And run a chyron under the video just displaying “truthfulness” on a scale of 1 to 5.
T Smith almost 4 years ago
And they’ll need none of it if Donnie refuses to show up, as his campaign is already hinting at.
If he runs scared, I hope they still hold the town hall, and let Biden speak directly to voters for 1 1/2 hours.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
But I’m sure Q-Anon will have a field day with last night’s mess.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What a sad commentary on America. WE CAN DO BETTER!
beautifulyoli Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Spot on!
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
Where is the lever for the trap door at tRump’s podium? Perhaps with some alligators from the swamp awaiting below.
Or as I suggested to my brother – place the candidates in sound-proof boxes. (Oh dear! The stage crew forgot to turn open the air vents to tRump’s.)
cmxx almost 4 years ago
Aw, c’mon, Joe. “Duct tape” is the generic term. “Duck Tape” is a brand name.
abraxas over 3 years ago
Love the spray bottle.
abraxas over 3 years ago
Expecting ducks?