That looks like the pirate from those old ads, I think it was an ad for a so-called art school and you were supposed to draw him. John Graziano might just get in!
A pirates earring pulled on their ear lobes thus also pulling their eyelids up. BTW, did you know that in Britain if you are and Earl and somehow get awarded an OBE, you turn into an Earlobe?
The plus of the coffin bookcase is that when you die and are shipped off in it, the library books it held for decades can be returned with no “fines” payable by you!
Caldonia about 4 years ago
That looks like the pirate from those old ads, I think it was an ad for a so-called art school and you were supposed to draw him. John Graziano might just get in!
JanBic Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pirates wore gold earrings to pay for their funerals.
Tog about 4 years ago
A pirates earring pulled on their ear lobes thus also pulling their eyelids up. BTW, did you know that in Britain if you are and Earl and somehow get awarded an OBE, you turn into an Earlobe?
R.R.Bedford about 4 years ago
This End Up did the same thing with their computer cabinet unit. I intend to be put to rest in mine.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
So the Swiss don’t like doing shift work?
jpsomebody about 4 years ago
That was how pirates carried their monocle when they weren’t using it.
J Short about 4 years ago
You bought the bookcase in the 80’s. 2020 rolls around, “Where the hell did I put those coffin instructions?”
Gent about 4 years ago
Some books are Worth Dying For, eh?
James Wolfenstein about 4 years ago
I thought the eye patch was for that… and now that I think of it… they wore makeup… lace underwear… yeah! sure! it’s to improve eyesight… :D
ricktaft46 about 4 years ago
The earring showed that you had survived a shipwreck.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 4 years ago
One casket said to the other, “Is that you coughin’?”
Take care and gesundheit.
dv1093 about 4 years ago
Illegal flights?
watcheratthewell about 4 years ago
I’d heard that pirates wore gold earrings to pay for their burial should their plundering days end at the point of someone’s sword.
comixbomix about 4 years ago
So…books are dead?
djlactin about 4 years ago
Pirates wore a patch over their eye not because they were blind, but to keep it dark-adapted so they were not vulnerable when they went below deck.
ncorgbl about 4 years ago
IKEA has the same thing, it’s on SALE! And it comes with the authentic CDC manual for handling pandemics.
The Swiss Air Defense is also their outer space agency. They previously announced traveling to the Sun, but at night so they wouldn’t burn up.
Had their eyesight not been so bad those pirates would have read that it was nose rings that improve aim.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
The coffin looksLike something IKEA would make
stamps about 4 years ago
I’ll keep that in mind next time I plan to bomb Switzerland.
Buckeye67 about 4 years ago
That coffin/bookcase is a great idea as long as the assembly instructions are not misplaced prior to death.
Ricky Bennett about 4 years ago
On the other hand, the majority of pirates complained about ringing in the ears…
craigwestlake about 4 years ago
It improves your eyesight by giving you a circle to aim at…
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The plus of the coffin bookcase is that when you die and are shipped off in it, the library books it held for decades can be returned with no “fines” payable by you!