That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 07, 2020

The best thing about Amish hookups is they are quite picturesque.

“See this sun bleached spot. I’m going to need you to touch it up.”

“If you want a roll in the hay, you’re going to have to wait a couple of weeks.”“A roll in the grass is fine too”

“I know that the humans are just over there, but they aren’t going to look. They won’t know if we do it.”

Their cows are not out standing in their field. (Rimshot. Thanks, I’ll be here all week.)

“Jethro, the cows aren’t getting the job done. You’re gonna have to give in and buy a lawn mower.”

‘no, no – this is definitely a poplar…’

“O.K. We’re here, far enough away so that even the cows can’t hear us. Alright, tell me the truth, Ruth, what is it women really want from men?”

“Mr. Haney….I’ve been looking all over for you. Have you seen Arnold and why do you smell like cooked bacon?”

Cow I, to cow II : “Like, really good grass, Man !”

Hanna, guess what! I’m going to be rich! Mr. Trump wants to buy my farm for a golf course!

Artist with 20/400 vision makes painting what is really 2 horses, a nun and a cop.

Bartholomew: “Anna, I know you’re upset but you didn’t have to have two cows”.

Bessie, those people are photo-bombing are painting. :(

At the annual psychiatric hospital’s hide and seek game two patients face off over who gets use the tree.

Wrecker pulling a car out of a ditch on our local road. Every cow in the field across the road was standing by the fence watching. Those in back were craning their necks trying to get a better look.

“Yes, I know that when the cows are lying down is means rain, but that doesn’t mean we can’t lay down before it does…”

“I told you to ask for directions, but, noooo, Mister ‘I know the way,’ you couldn’t, could you? You said your GPS would take care of it. We’re Amish, pal, and your GPS needs batteries!”

Conversation in the fields. Pont-Aven: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Paul_Gauguin-Pont%22-Aven.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/gauguin_paul.html

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/3125/paul-gauguin

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/255/paul-gauguin-french-1848-1903/

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/gauguin/gauguin_bio.htm

https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/artist/paul-gauguin

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Gauguin

http://www.artnet.com/artists/paul-gauguin/;

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/g/gauguin/biograph.html

https://www.askart.com/artist/Paul_Gauguin/9000044/Paul_Gauguin.aspx

https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-gauguin

http://www.impressionniste.net/gauguin_paul.htm

https://prabook.com/web/paul.gauguin/729130

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/13.htm

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/gauguin-paul.htm

http://hoocher.com/Paul_Gauguin/Paul_Gauguin.htm

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 6 works (7 times, with one repeating a since deleted strip) by him have been used here.

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/09/24?comments=visible

has the prior, the repeat (my comment there included mostly the same artist info URLs; the all-art.org URL has been changed to a more inclusive location).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2551 (October 6, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

HER: You can plead until the cows come home, I’m not doing it. HIM: Look over there. HER: Huh. OK then.

isn’t it a lovely area for a assignation, George?. are those real cows penny?

Well now we need a two cow garage.

I see some Aunts with some Handmaids.