Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 18, 2020

Pretty soon, the real estate agent is going to come by and say You’ve been squatting here long enough. Either buy it or get out!

“Intergalactic electrical tentacled advertising droids! Intergalactic electrical tentacled advertising droids!! Intergalactic electrical tentacled advertising droids!!!” (thank you Family Guy)

It pays to advertise!

Can you turn the telescope around to see the fire sale, distressed merchandise, closing?

You can’t see all the way back. Ionized plasma absorbed the photons and reemited them for a while first.

Funny how we can see billions of years back in a Universe that’s only six thousand years old… /s

Just a little further back is the sign ‘FOR SALE OF LEASE, WILL BUILD TO SUIT.’

It’s an illusion.

It didn’t live up to the hype.

Is that what a Magrathean looks like?

Next week: BOGO Sale!! All our best planets at rock-bottom prices. Get ’em while supplies last!

Remember: You’ll do your best business on Main Street.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Do they sell towels?

“Big Bang-Up Sale! Dark Energy Half-Off!”

“Future location of the newest Big Bang Burger Bar!”

Oooh what till you see what’s in store in things to come…..

So, That’s what a Quark looks like.

No wonder they are so hard to pin down. They flop all over the place.

Did God put up the sign?

Was that God?